How many cousins do you have?

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Fifteen. My kids have zero. It’s fucking bullshit!
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7
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Biff Pocoroba wrote:7
Same.
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On my mom's side: 8 first cousins, 8 more first cousins once removed (4 of whom I think of as just cousins, the other 4 feel more like nieces and nephews).

On my dad's side: I think just 4 first cousins and 1 first cousin once removed.
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My mom has 3 siblings. Only one had kids. She had 2.
My dad has 2 sisters, and both had 2 kids, but 1 died at age 32.
I have 5. Closest age-wise to me is 5 years older. I don’t really have a relationship with any of them.
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I’ve about had it with Burt’s constant data mining.
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Just answer the question.
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Burt out here data mining to steal your Wells Fargo password …
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Isn't the easy solution to just give bad data?
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epilogue wrote:Isn't the easy solution to just give bad data?
If u dont mind being a fucking lowlife liar, sure.
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Here’s a picture of all my first cousins.

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BurtReynolds wrote:
epilogue wrote:Isn't the easy solution to just give bad data?
If u dont mind being a fucking lowlife liar, sure.
What's worse? Data mining so you can rip people off? Or knowingly giving false data to a data miner to thwart their efforts to rip you off?

Should I post this in the Ethics thread?
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My cousins names are:

Erebus
Snag
Skoga
Arken
Nyll
Atlas
Clouuuuds Rolll byyy...BANG BANG BANG BANG
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Zero
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epilogue wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:
epilogue wrote:Isn't the easy solution to just give bad data?
If u dont mind being a fucking lowlife liar, sure.
What's worse? Data mining so you can rip people off? Or knowingly giving false data to a data miner to thwart their efforts to rip you off?

Should I post this in the Ethics thread?
you're asking the right questions.
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:My cousins names are:

Erebus
Snag
Skoga
Arken
Nyll
Atlas
Do act like you read it.
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:/
Clouuuuds Rolll byyy...BANG BANG BANG BANG
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:My cousins names are:

Erebus
Snag
Skoga
Arken
Nyll
Atlas
I don't know if this is meant to be a reference to something. I choose to interpret it as just a very weird post
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Jorge wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:My cousins names are:

Erebus
Snag
Skoga
Arken
Nyll
Atlas
I don't know if this is meant to be a reference to something. I choose to interpret it as just a very weird post
Don't act like you no read it
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The real question is how many “sexy” cousins you all have.
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