If you had one wish to be granted, not for more wishes…
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If you had one wish to be granted, not for more wishes…
… what would it be?
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Re: If you had one wish to be granted, not for more wishes…
Everlasting life for my dog.
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Re: If you had one wish to be granted, not for more wishes…
Billionaire.
I don't want to work. I want to live all the world and travel and see stuff.
I don't want to work. I want to live all the world and travel and see stuff.
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Re: If you had one wish to be granted, not for more wishes…
yeah definitely that
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Re: If you had one wish to be granted, not for more wishes…
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
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Re: If you had one wish to be granted, not for more wishes…
Yea that requires billions.tragabigzanda wrote:A long life of comfort, ease, joy, laughter, fulfillment, and excellent health for my daughter.
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Re: If you had one wish to be granted, not for more wishes…
Two chicks at the same time, forever.
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Are you aware of what curses come alongside this blessing?Strat wrote:Billionaire.
I don't want to work. I want to live all the world and travel and see stuff.
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Re: If you had one wish to be granted, not for more wishes…
wealth that only you know about. Live modestly but never have to worry about anything. Take care of family. Donate anonymously. Randomly tip $1000 at the bar. And play golf everyday.
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I felt thiswashing machine wrote:Everlasting life for my dog.
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Re: If you had one wish to be granted, not for more wishes…
What if they’re obesemacphisto wrote:Two chicks at the same time, forever.
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Would the dog stay the same age forever? Or would it keep aging to the point where it can’t move, is basically a skeleton, but still cursed to be alive and just wants to die already?verb_to_trust wrote:I felt thiswashing machine wrote:Everlasting life for my dog.
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Re: If you had one wish to be granted, not for more wishes…
even better.spike wrote:What if they’re obesemacphisto wrote:Two chicks at the same time, forever.
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Re: If you had one wish to be granted, not for more wishes…
I do not wish to be crushed to death.
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macphisto wrote:I do not wish to be crushed to death.


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Burt’s search history has to be insane
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i wish they fixed the door to the matrix, there's mad glitches
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Re: If you had one wish to be granted, not for more wishes…
This is it, really. With unlimited wealth you'd get to provide for your loved ones, help the underprivileged (if you were so inclined), likely exact some degree of societal change (if you were so inclined), and most importantly lead a leisurely life enjoying every earthly pleasure. Sounds like a dreamStrat wrote:Billionaire.
I don't want to work. I want to live all the world and travel and see stuff.
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Re: If you had one wish to be granted, not for more wishes…
but you're already rich