I want tree_ to take down his Elon Musk avatar

[washing machine]

Why did this one make me laugh

[Ello Sailor]

So it's being reported that Musk pulled out his junk and propositioned a SpaceX flight attendant for sex. He coughed up $250k in hush money at the time, but the cat is out of the bag.

Big yikes.

[Ello Sailor]

Why did this one make me laugh

Well it is funny. Douchey as hell, but still funny.

[washing machine]

Why did this one make me laugh

Well it is funny. Douchey as hell, but still funny.

It's the glasses for me. And the comma. And the obviousness of the statement. Clearly an unserious post designed to rile up the serious people.

[Dev]

It's pretty cool how the timing of this thread has corresponded with Elon getting infinitely worse.

[Jorge]

Why'd he offer her a horse

[macphisto]

It's pretty cool how the timing of this thread has corresponded with Elon getting infinitely worse.

[Jorge]

But why a horse

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[Jorge]

That's disappointing

[BurtReynolds]

Who doesn't like horses?

[macphisto]

Horse girls be crazy.

[Jorge]

I was sort of hoping it was a weird non sequitur, or like a thing someone with out-of-touch billionaire-brain would say. "What do the commoners like? Hmm. Perhaps a mule to plow their crops"

[macphisto]

How many happy-ending massages do you reckon he has received?

[macphisto]

[macphisto]

I’m dead.

[spike]

Criiiiinge

[JuanHamm]

Thank God this perpetual 14 year old can't run for president. This country is absolutely dumb enough to elect him.

[macphisto]

Thank God this perpetual 14 year old can't run for president. This country is absolutely dumb enough to elect him.

Just because he's an African American. This country has a long way to go!

[Dev]

Perfectly describes your shitty conservative movement.

This is what every conservative is. They have always claimed the left has no morals as they adhere to their traditional and sanctimonious bullshit.