Fantasy Baseball: Mark Bellhorn Memorial League & RM League

[washing machine]

Same

What's the closing situation for the Buenos Aires squad this season?

[lennytheweedwhacker]

My team stinks.

mine too

F*ck fantasy baseball.

[Norah]

I'm in first place.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I'm in first place.

Not for long.

[Norah]

probably true

[lennytheweedwhacker]

probably true

Who is your favorite player on your team?

[numbers]

I'm in first place.

Stop bragging, everybody that plays me is in first place the next week.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Anybody in a league that needs a player?

[Alex]

Anybody in a league that needs a player?

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Anybody in a league that needs a player?

stfu

Got bored and decided to join a 12-team mock draft and take only Braves, Orioles and Dodgers players. Pretty tough, obviously had to reach at times.

C: Rutschman
1B: Santander
2B: Albies
3B: Muncy
SS: Jackson Holliday
OF: Teoscar Hernandez
OF: Ozuna
OF: Cedric Mullins
UTIL: Ohtani
UTIL: Mountcastle
Bench: Austin Hayes
Bench: Adam Duvall
Bench: Arcia

SP: Glasgow
SP: Grayson Rodriguez:
RP: Iglesias
RP: Kimbrel
P: Morton
P: Sheehan
P: Bradish
P: Minter
Bench: Wells
Bench: Kershaw

[Alex]

Anybody in a league that needs a player?

stfu

Got bored and decided to join a 12-team mock draft and take only Braves, Orioles and Dodgers players. Pretty tough, obviously had to reach at times.

C: Rutschman
1B: Santander
2B: Albies
3B: Muncy
SS: Jackson Holliday
OF: Teoscar Hernandez
OF: Ozuna
OF: Cedric Mullins
UTIL: Ohtani
UTIL: Mountcastle
Bench: Austin Hayes
Bench: Adam Duvall
Bench: Arcia

SP: Glasgow
SP: Grayson Rodriguez:
RP: Iglesias
RP: Kimbrel
P: Morton
P: Sheehan
P: Bradish
P: Minter
Bench: Wells
Bench: Kershaw

No Acuña

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Anybody in a league that needs a player?

stfu

Got bored and decided to join a 12-team mock draft and take only Braves, Orioles and Dodgers players. Pretty tough, obviously had to reach at times.

C: Rutschman
1B: Santander
2B: Albies
3B: Muncy
SS: Jackson Holliday
OF: Teoscar Hernandez
OF: Ozuna
OF: Cedric Mullins
UTIL: Ohtani
UTIL: Mountcastle
Bench: Austin Hayes
Bench: Adam Duvall
Bench: Arcia

SP: Glasgow
SP: Grayson Rodriguez:
RP: Iglesias
RP: Kimbrel
P: Morton
P: Sheehan
P: Bradish
P: Minter
Bench: Wells
Bench: Kershaw

No Acuña

I was picking 10th, boy.

[Alex]

Anybody in a league that needs a player?

stfu

Got bored and decided to join a 12-team mock draft and take only Braves, Orioles and Dodgers players. Pretty tough, obviously had to reach at times.

C: Rutschman
1B: Santander
2B: Albies
3B: Muncy
SS: Jackson Holliday
OF: Teoscar Hernandez
OF: Ozuna
OF: Cedric Mullins
UTIL: Ohtani
UTIL: Mountcastle
Bench: Austin Hayes
Bench: Adam Duvall
Bench: Arcia

SP: Glasgow
SP: Grayson Rodriguez:
RP: Iglesias
RP: Kimbrel
P: Morton
P: Sheehan
P: Bradish
P: Minter
Bench: Wells
Bench: Kershaw

No Acuña

I was picking 10th, boy.

You should have picked first so you could get Acuña.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Anybody in a league that needs a player?

stfu

Got bored and decided to join a 12-team mock draft and take only Braves, Orioles and Dodgers players. Pretty tough, obviously had to reach at times.

C: Rutschman
1B: Santander
2B: Albies
3B: Muncy
SS: Jackson Holliday
OF: Teoscar Hernandez
OF: Ozuna
OF: Cedric Mullins
UTIL: Ohtani
UTIL: Mountcastle
Bench: Austin Hayes
Bench: Adam Duvall
Bench: Arcia

SP: Glasgow
SP: Grayson Rodriguez:
RP: Iglesias
RP: Kimbrel
P: Morton
P: Sheehan
P: Bradish
P: Minter
Bench: Wells
Bench: Kershaw

No Acuña

I was picking 10th, boy.

You should have picked first so you could get Acuña.

That’s not how this works, child

[Alex]

Anybody in a league that needs a player?

stfu

Got bored and decided to join a 12-team mock draft and take only Braves, Orioles and Dodgers players. Pretty tough, obviously had to reach at times.

C: Rutschman
1B: Santander
2B: Albies
3B: Muncy
SS: Jackson Holliday
OF: Teoscar Hernandez
OF: Ozuna
OF: Cedric Mullins
UTIL: Ohtani
UTIL: Mountcastle
Bench: Austin Hayes
Bench: Adam Duvall
Bench: Arcia

SP: Glasgow
SP: Grayson Rodriguez:
RP: Iglesias
RP: Kimbrel
P: Morton
P: Sheehan
P: Bradish
P: Minter
Bench: Wells
Bench: Kershaw

No Acuña

I was picking 10th, boy.

You should have picked first so you could get Acuña.

That’s not how this works, child

Let’s you and me have a catch in the backyard.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Anybody in a league that needs a player?

stfu

Got bored and decided to join a 12-team mock draft and take only Braves, Orioles and Dodgers players. Pretty tough, obviously had to reach at times.

C: Rutschman
1B: Santander
2B: Albies
3B: Muncy
SS: Jackson Holliday
OF: Teoscar Hernandez
OF: Ozuna
OF: Cedric Mullins
UTIL: Ohtani
UTIL: Mountcastle
Bench: Austin Hayes
Bench: Adam Duvall
Bench: Arcia

SP: Glasgow
SP: Grayson Rodriguez:
RP: Iglesias
RP: Kimbrel
P: Morton
P: Sheehan
P: Bradish
P: Minter
Bench: Wells
Bench: Kershaw

No Acuña

I was picking 10th, boy.

You should have picked first so you could get Acuña.

That’s not how this works, child

Let’s you and me have a catch in the backyard.

Catch this *points at dysentery*

[Alex]

Anybody in a league that needs a player?

stfu

Got bored and decided to join a 12-team mock draft and take only Braves, Orioles and Dodgers players. Pretty tough, obviously had to reach at times.

C: Rutschman
1B: Santander
2B: Albies
3B: Muncy
SS: Jackson Holliday
OF: Teoscar Hernandez
OF: Ozuna
OF: Cedric Mullins
UTIL: Ohtani
UTIL: Mountcastle
Bench: Austin Hayes
Bench: Adam Duvall
Bench: Arcia

SP: Glasgow
SP: Grayson Rodriguez:
RP: Iglesias
RP: Kimbrel
P: Morton
P: Sheehan
P: Bradish
P: Minter
Bench: Wells
Bench: Kershaw

No Acuña

I was picking 10th, boy.

You should have picked first so you could get Acuña.

That’s not how this works, child

Let’s you and me have a catch in the backyard.

Catch this *points at dysentery*

Did you play Oregon Trail in elementary school or did Alabama not have computers yet?

[washing machine]

I may have drafted Nico Hoerner just so I could name my team "The Sandlot Underground and Nico".