Brands®️

[dad]

There’s a Jif recall for salmonella that was just announced. Brand loyalty will kill you.

jif is basically a staple in the dad household. we've got about six full jars we'll likely have to get rid of.

[verb_to_trust]

Skippy or gtfo

[macphisto]

There’s a Jif recall for salmonella that was just announced. Brand loyalty will kill you.

jif is basically a staple in the dad household. we've got about six full jars we'll likely have to get rid of.

I'm so sorry. Prayers inbound. You stock that PB deep!

[macphisto]

Skippy or gtfo

You ever fuck wit the crunchy?

[dad]

There’s a Jif recall for salmonella that was just announced. Brand loyalty will kill you.

jif is basically a staple in the dad household. we've got about six full jars we'll likely have to get rid of.

I'm so sorry. Prayers inbound. You stock that PB deep!

we do not fuck around in this house.

[macphisto]

There’s a Jif recall for salmonella that was just announced. Brand loyalty will kill you.

jif is basically a staple in the dad household. we've got about six full jars we'll likely have to get rid of.

I'm so sorry. Prayers inbound. You stock that PB deep!

we do not fuck around in this house.

My man.

[verb_to_trust]

Skippy or gtfo

You ever fuck wit the crunchy?

Nah

[macphisto]

Skippy or gtfo

You ever fuck wit the crunchy?

Nah

Come over and fuck wit it wit me sometime, brother.

[dad]

Skippy or gtfo

You ever fuck wit the crunchy?

Nah

Come over and fuck wit it wit me sometime, brother.

target was the only place close to us that had no sugar added skippy. i bought two creamy, and two crunchy.

let's do this.

[macphisto]

Skippy or gtfo

You ever fuck wit the crunchy?

Nah

Come over and fuck wit it wit me sometime, brother.

target was the only place close to us that had no sugar added skippy. i bought two creamy, and two crunchy.

let's do this.

Heck yeah! Toast some bread to perfection. Then spread on some butter. Finally, lay down a thicc layer of that crunchy. Fair warning, you will probably cream in your jeans.

[simple schoolboy]

Skippy or gtfo

You ever fuck wit the crunchy?

Nah

Come over and fuck wit it wit me sometime, brother.

target was the only place close to us that had no sugar added skippy. i bought two creamy, and two crunchy.

let's do this.

Heck yeah! Toast some bread to perfection. Then spread on some butter. Finally, lay down a thicc layer of that crunchy. Fair warning, you will probably cream in your jeans.

I don't think crunchy makes sense as an only peanut butter, but it's nice to mix it up if you can have some variety.

[macphisto]

Skippy or gtfo

You ever fuck wit the crunchy?

Nah

Come over and fuck wit it wit me sometime, brother.

target was the only place close to us that had no sugar added skippy. i bought two creamy, and two crunchy.

let's do this.

Heck yeah! Toast some bread to perfection. Then spread on some butter. Finally, lay down a thicc layer of that crunchy. Fair warning, you will probably cream in your jeans.

I don't think crunchy makes sense as an only peanut butter, but it's nice to mix it up if you can have some variety.

Oh absolutely, if you’re only gonna stock one jar in cupboard, make it creamy.

[spike]

Lol dev out here making fake ass rap songs, meanwhile MacP and me are saving actual lives

just checked my lot numbers, fuck!

[tragabigzanda]

FUCK ICE

[spike]

still better than her eating skippy

[dad]

what's wrong with skippy? are you that choosey?

[doug rr]

trader joe's unsalted house here

[spike]

what's wrong with skippy? are you that choosey?

why settle for second best?

[dad]

what's wrong with skippy? are you that choosey?

why settle for second best?

i settled, albeit temporarily. once j.m. smucker gets its shit together this will be a jif household again.

[washing machine]

Laura Scudder is the butter side of my daily bread.