What the F's for Lunch?

[bodysnatcher]

Did you order chicken tendies?

[Bammer]

Did you order chicken tendies?

[spike]

Had a beautiful lunch with some professional colleagues today. It was rescheduled from a couple months ago when I showed up to the originally scheduled lunch very hung over and had to leave after only about ten minutes.

Professional indeed.

[dad]

probably one of the leftover blackbean burgers i made last night.

not trying to be a dick, but i think they're the best i've made.

[spike]

Your farts must be epic.

[macphisto]

I have a Chipotle gift card. Might do it!

[spike]

Chipotle’s barbacoa always burns my asshole.

[macphisto]

I almost always go for the pollo. Sometimes the steak if I'm feeling fancy.

[spike]

Burrito or bowl?

[Bammer]

Had a beautiful lunch with some professional colleagues today. It was rescheduled from a couple months ago when I showed up to the originally scheduled lunch very hung over and had to leave after only about ten minutes.

Professional indeed.

It made for a spirited topic of conversation at the rescheduled lunch.

[macphisto]

I’m a burrito man.

[spike]

I’m a burrito man.

[dad]

Your farts must be epic.

[spike]

your farts sound like radiohead?

[dad]

sometimes.

[spike]

Does your butthole have enough material for an album?

[dad]

the answer may surprise you.

[macphisto]

This chick burreet is really hitting the spot. They’re out of green Tabasco, so not quite as good as it could be. CARD ONLY signs on the front door and counter. Wtf? A cashless society is tYrAnNy!

[macphisto]

And they don’t have the plastic baskets for dine-in, so I’m eating offa bag. Safety first!

[wease]

Tuna tartare