Simple Torture: A Seattle Mariners Thread

[washing machine]

Hey bammer, I just saw that Mina Kimes is throwing out a first pitch this weekend. This is an example of a Mariners-related gif I would gladly watch multiple times.

[dad]

**waits for bammer to once again ask who Mina Kimes is...**

[washing machine]

Lol. Did he really ask that?

[dad]

exhibit a...

http://forums.theskyiscrape.com/viewtop ... s#p1733252

[washing machine]

Weird, but that's bammer for ya. She's so emotionally invested in the Seahawks, too.

https://slate.com/culture/2014/01/seatt ... ether.html

[dad]

i shouldn't talk. i might not be able to pick most ESPN staff out of a lineup these days.

[washing machine]

i shouldn't talk. i might not be able to pick most ESPN staff out of a lineup these days.

most ESPN staff isn't Mina Kimes, quite frankly.

[E.H. Ruddock]

I'm pretty sure I was the first one to ever mention Mina Kimes on RM. You are all welcome.

http://forums.theskyiscrape.com/viewtop ... 39#p945739

[dad]

I'm pretty sure I was the first one to ever mention Mina Kimes on RM. You are all welcome.

http://forums.theskyiscrape.com/viewtop ... 39#p945739

Mina would be down for some good old jick talk.

[washing machine]

good old jick talk.

Her need for the world to know that she loves Wowee Zowee in the background of her at home ESPN studio is one of her most endearing qualities.

[Bammer]

M’s just took a series in Baltimore. Holla.

[dad]

M’s just took a series in Baltimore. Holla.

Praise the grammar police
Set me up with your niece
Walk to Baltimore
And keep the language off the street

[washing machine]

M’s just took a series in Baltimore. Holla.

Praise the grammar police
Set me up with your niece
Walk to Baltimore
And keep the language off the street

I'm in love with the people
I'm in love with a saint
I'm in love with a soldier from Baltimore

[Simple Torture]

Great thread. Let's plan to lock it up when the M's make the playoffs.

[Simple Torture]

If the M's don't make the postseason this year, their playoff drought can drink.

[Simple Torture]

The last time the M's made the playoffs was Ichiro's rookie season. Do we think they will make the playoffs before Ichiro gets into the HOF?

[washing machine]

I want an M's playoff facts tweetbot full of ST takes.

[Simple Torture]

For a few years, it's been possible to say, "The Mariners have the longest playoff drought in all major professional U.S. sports--every team in the 4 major sports (yes, even the Cleveland Browns) have appeared in the playoffs since the M's last did." This isn't actually true anymore, as we can start a new clock: the Seattle Kraken are the only other team not to make the playoffs since 2001.

[washing machine]

For a few years, it's been possible to say, "The Mariners have the longest playoff drought in all major professional U.S. sports--every team in the 4 major sports (yes, even the Cleveland Browns) have appeared in the playoffs since the M's last did." This isn't actually true anymore, as we can start a new clock: the Seattle Kraken are the only other team not to make the playoffs since 2001.

Sooner or later, one of these records is kraken.

[E.H. Ruddock]

The last time the M's made the playoffs was Ichiro's rookie season. Do we think they will make the playoffs before Ichiro gets into the HOF?

He’s eligible in 2025. he’s a guaranteed first ballot, right? So i say no they won’t