Jurassic World: Dominion (6-10-2022)

[daft twat]

Saw this. The Jason Bourne motorcycle raptor chase was stupid and fun, but it was otherwise kind of boring. Seeing the old legacy gang was fine, but it just highlighted how far away this franchise has gotten from the original film, which is still incredible 30 years later.

[Ello Sailor]

It would be pretty cool if the next Jurassic park was completely sountracked and scored by J Mascis

Jurassic 5: Am I a joke to you?

[Farmer John]

This was incredibly dumb. Not even in a fun way. In a very irritating way. It just kind of made me angry.

I did cry when the raptor growled "thank you" to Chris Pratt.

[Farmer John]

Jesus fucking Christ, someone answer this question:

I heard that

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Dodgson

is in this. Does anyone say

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"Dodgson...we've got Dodgson here!"

?

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He's the main villain!

But no one said that line (except for me under my breath)

[JuanHamm]

This was incredibly dumb. Not even in a fun way. In a very irritating way. It just kind of made me angry.

I did cry when the raptor growled "thank you" to Chris Pratt.

Did that actually happen?

[BurtReynolds]

It is canon.

[Farmer John]

This was incredibly dumb. Not even in a fun way. In a very irritating way. It just kind of made me angry.

I did cry when the raptor growled "thank you" to Chris Pratt.

Did that actually happen?

For a second I thought it was going to.

[Ensign9]

This was incredibly dumb. Not even in a fun way. In a very irritating way. It just kind of made me angry.

I did cry when the raptor growled "thank you" to Chris Pratt.

Did that actually happen?

For a second I thought it was going to.

I mean it did kinda happen for all intents and purposes.

[Farmer John]

This was incredibly dumb. Not even in a fun way. In a very irritating way. It just kind of made me angry.

I did cry when the raptor growled "thank you" to Chris Pratt.

Did that actually happen?

For a second I thought it was going to.

I mean it did kinda happen for all intents and purposes.

I wanted to hear Andy Serkis say it.

[Got Some]

I have a cam link to this hunk of shit if anyone wants to PM

[E.H. Ruddock]

I have a cam link to this hunk of shit if anyone wants to PM

Thanks but if I’m going to watch this i need to punish myself somehow. Paying for it seems like good punishment

[JuanHamm]

I have a cam link to this hunk of shit if anyone wants to PM

Thanks but if I’m going to watch this i need to punish myself somehow. Paying for it seems like good punishment

This is exactly the type of movie you should steal. The studio doesn't deserve a dime for this turd.

[Ms Harmless]

the thing about locusts is, they could have been a good book-end plot to mosquitos in JP1, but it sounds like they fucked it and didn't link it with the dinos in any way

[Jorge]

I have always said that that's the thing about locusts

[Ms Harmless]

exactly

[Anders]

Just got out of the cinema 30 minutes ago, have said goodbye to my friends, and I’m on my way home.

All four of us had criticisms, but ultimately all four had a good time, and were well entertained.

Loved the connections back to the original, and the action in the valley was true Jurassic Park-style.

The Malta scene was just stressful and loud watching in a cinema. Really didn’t like it.

[B]

I just watched this. This movie wasn't nearly as bad as people said it was.

I think the Internet is ruining joy.

[Stickman]

I watched it on a plane the other day. Not bad at all.

[Ms Harmless]

yeah me and my partner enjoyed it

[Anders]

Still waiting for Jorge’s review.