Happy 38th Birthday Verb

[verb_to_trust]

Verb just likes the picture perfect, stuffy, stepford wife. I think women not wearing a bra can be hot

You into hairy armpits too?

[Rob]

Happy birthday, buddy. It warms my heart that you get to share your bday with our newest American holiday.

[verb_to_trust]

The 18th is a holiday?

[verb_to_trust]

The cool thing about Juneteenth is I will always have the day after my birthday off for as long as I stay at my current job.

[Ello Sailor]

Bahaha Verb doesn't like boobs. What a dork.

[Bammer]

I went to this big food truck thing yesterday then saw some friends I hadn't seen in like 5 years. They were all looking pretty bad. Grey hair coming in even though a few were younger than me. I'm still hanging in there..

lotta fatties?

I think what I noticed most was women don't think they need to wear bras anymore

I can't believe they didn't consult you first

They don't need to. All they need to do is consult a mirror.

even on your birthday you're a giant piece of shit

The consistency should not go under appreciated. HBD my man.

[verb_to_trust]

Bahaha Verb doesn't like boobs. What a dork.

A juicy booty is my #1 for sure

[Higgs]

Happy Birthday verb. You're getting old.

[LetMeSleep]

Happy Birthday, verb. You're a weird dude.

[Ello Sailor]

Did you get to jizz on Kyle's abs for your birthday?

[tree_]

Happy Juneteenth