Lightning Bolt: the official album thread

[Sgt. Crackpot]

Orangutans or gtfo.

[Fuzzcharger]

Orangutans or gtfo.

Goddam, I'm trying to eat morning tea here!

[ABNorman]

Orangutans or gtfo.

THEY'RE JUST LIKE US BUT ORANGE

[ABNorman]

Orangutans or gtfo.

Can this whole page just be quotes of this post?

[ABNorman]

Orangutans or gtfo.

Chimpception.

[ABNorman]

Orangutans or gtfo.

I know they're not chimps.

[ABNorman]

Orangutans or gtfo.

But chimps are pretty legit as well.

[Mike]

This guy really liked me.

[harmless]

One time at the zoo, I watched a young bird fall off the "roof" of a monkey cage, into the enclosure itself. The monkey wandered over to the struggling bird, picked it up in its hand, held it to its face, playfully wondering what was wrong with it, and then proceeded to strike the bird against a rock several times in a row until it was dead.

[Norah]

[Mike]

One time at the zoo, I watched a young bird fall off the "roof" of a monkey cage. The monkey wandered over to the struggling bird, picked it up in its hand, held it to its face, playfully wandering what was wrong with it, and then proceeded to strike the bird against a rock several times in a row until it was dead.

[harmless]

One time at the zoo, I watched a young bird fall off the "roof" of a monkey cage. The monkey wandered over to the struggling bird, picked it up in its hand, held it to its face, playfully wandering what was wrong with it, and then proceeded to strike the bird against a rock several times in a row until it was dead.

It was a disturbing mixture of playful curiosity and bloodthirsty bloody bloodlust. Very human, I felt at the time.

[Rangi Guy]

Orangutans or gtfo.

THEY'RE JUST LIKE US BUT ORANGE

[CupidStunt]

[Sgt. Crackpot]

One time at the zoo, I watched a young bird fall off the "roof" of a monkey cage. The monkey wandered over to the struggling bird, picked it up in its hand, held it to its face, playfully wandering what was wrong with it, and then proceeded to strike the bird against a rock several times in a row until it was dead.

I thought this story was going to have a heart warming ending where the monkey saves the bird, and they became best friends. I didn't like the twist at the end. You started with Disney Pixar movie, and ended it like M. Night Shyamalan.

[ABNorman]

One time at the zoo, I watched a young bird fall off the "roof" of a monkey cage. The monkey wandered over to the struggling bird, picked it up in its hand, held it to its face, playfully wandering what was wrong with it, and then proceeded to strike the bird against a rock several times in a row until it was dead.

I thought this story was going to have a heart warming ending where the monkey saves the bird, and they became best friends. I didn't like the twist at the end. You started with Disney Pixar movie, and ended it like M. Night Shyamalan.

[harmless]

One time at the zoo, I watched a young bird fall off the "roof" of a monkey cage. The monkey wandered over to the struggling bird, picked it up in its hand, held it to its face, playfully wandering what was wrong with it, and then proceeded to strike the bird against a rock several times in a row until it was dead.

I thought this story was going to have a heart warming ending where the monkey saves the bird, and they became best friends. I didn't like the twist at the end. You started with Disney Pixar movie, and ended it like M. Night Shyamalan.

That's exactly how I felt at the time. I was like "Aaawww, look at th... what the actual fuck? What's he doing, make it stop."

[Mike]

One time at the zoo, I watched a young bird fall off the "roof" of a monkey cage. The monkey wandered over to the struggling bird, picked it up in its hand, held it to its face, playfully wandering what was wrong with it, and then proceeded to strike the bird against a rock several times in a row until it was dead.

I thought this story was going to have a heart warming ending where the monkey saves the bird, and they became best friends. I didn't like the twist at the end. You started with Disney Pixar movie, and ended it like M. Night Shyamalan.

And this is why I'll go to bed now to dream of that happy ending. Gute Nacht, Rote Mücke, treibt keinen Schabernack.

[stip]

Spoke to a former pearl jam fan friend of mine today who loves everything he has heard from lightning bolt thus far. Last album he cared at all about was yield

What all has he heard? Just the singles

And the espn stuff

[stip]

I spoke to a friend who's never listened to Pearl Jam. We didn't talk about Pearl Jam, but we made plans to go to the zoo.

Rank your favorite animals to see at the zoo

1. Hippos
2. Penguins