Talk about your day thread

[Peeps]

Better than this guys’

[BurtReynolds]

my wife's 75 minute zoom meeting cancelled so we walked to the pub and each had a drink..the bartender played nothing but bachman turner overdrive..

Sounds like their takin' care of business.

*they're

and yes, they were...

well you ain't seen nothin' yet.

[spike]

my wife's 75 minute zoom meeting cancelled so we walked to the pub and each had a drink..the bartender played nothing but bachman turner overdrive..

Sounds like their takin' care of business.

*they're

and yes, they were...

well you ain't seen nothin' yet.

B-b-b-b-burty

[Biff Pocoroba]

My three and a half year old Focus isn’t going to win me any style points but as of today it’s paid off.

[wease]

My three and a half year old Focus isn’t going to win me any style points but as of today it’s paid off.

Sweet

[Bammer]

My three and a half year old Focus isn’t going to win me any style points but as of today it’s paid off.

Sweet

Having the car paid off is a glorious thing.

[The Argonaut]

I drove three hours to get to the beach today, but when I got there I saw that there were a lot of women in bikinis all over the beach. So, even though I had already paid $15 to park, I immediately turned around and drove back home. Damn, I was really hoping it would be only dudes today.

It's especially a bummer because I really needed a relaxing day after what happened yesterday. I was walking down the sidewalk and I realized that I was walking about thirty or forty feet behind a woman so I went to cross the street. But then I saw there was a woman on the other side of the street, too, so I started to turn back. I didn't want her to think that I was crossing the street to follow her. But I didn't want the original woman to think I was following her either, though, so I started to walk faster to try to catch up and then get in front of her. But she was walking pretty fast and was kind of way ahead of me so I had to run. She looked back at me and started running, too. So I had to run even faster. But she started running faster. I did eventually get in front of her but it took like four solid minutes of running and by then I had gone in a completely different direction than I intended.

I got some bad news today, too. I got a ticket in the mail from one of those red light cameras. Last week when I pulled up to the red light I noticed that the car stopped in the lane beside me was being driven by a lady so I was forced to hit the gas and speed through the red light. I didn't want her to be uncomfortable and think I had stopped my car so that I could be close to her or something. So, there goes $350.

They don't make it easy, but it's worth it.

[spike]

lol

[JuanHamm]

A+ posting, Argo. Great bit commitment.

[Jorge]

He's still got it.

[E.H. Ruddock]

[Biff Pocoroba]

I looked up the next Mardi Gras date and the list went through 2059.
That’s it, every Fat Tuesday for the rest of my as I doubt I will make it until then.

[Bammer]

If this place is full of people who found that Argo thing genuinely funny, I may have to roll up on out.

[spike]

It’s certainly full of people who didn’t find those Mariners puns worthwhile.

[The Argonaut]

If this place is full of people who found that Argo thing genuinely funny, I may have to roll up on out.

Don't worry. They know that I'm sensitive and could tell that I worked hard on it, so they were being nice

[bart]

I read the first para and thought you must have meant to log in as the lenny account

[Peeps]

walking into the building this morning for work and this older african-american woman looks at me in bewilderment. "Are you two twins?"

I was puzzled and turned around and there was a guy also going into my building maybe 2 inches taller than me but same salt and pepper lightly trimmed beard and shaved head


i wanted to say you know we dont all look alike

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[Biff Pocoroba]

Slow news day

[Peeps]

I almost "rear" ended this lady yesterday morning