The Doc, Joey + Strat Horror-Show thread w special guest Dev

[LetMeSleep]

Portly python: heaviest-ever snake captured in Florida tips scales at 215lbs
Biologists used male ‘scout’ snakes to find the female Burmese which was nearly 18ft long and had 122 developing eggs

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/202 ... ed-florida

[epilogue]

GREAT NOW HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GO TO SLEEP

[Dev]

I still don't understand why these would be the only people included in a conversation about snakes. And I don't think there is a good reason and that pisses me off.

[Dev]

Probably most people have an opinion on* snakes. I know I do. Not that anyone asked.

[LetMeSleep]

Probably most people have an opinion snakes. I know I do. Not that anyone asked.

Do you have a massive problem/phobia of snakes, dev?

Do you want to be added into the thread title?

[Bammer]

I first read the OP as “developing legs” and got pretty worried there for a second.

[Dev]

Probably most people have an opinion on snakes. I know I do. Not that anyone asked.

Do you have a massive problem/phobia of snakes, dev?

Do you want to be added into the thread title?

To the first question, no.

To the second, I don't know now.

[wease]

That’s just fucking terrible

[epilogue]

I get nervous and actually start sweating every time I hover over this thread (or the previous version) trying to decide whether or not to click on it.

[Dev]

Dramatic!

[tree_]

sounds like a real phobia.. may need exposure therapy to begin to heal

[epilogue]

Dramatic!

Have we met!

[tree_]

once you've spent quality time around snakes you will find they're not that scary afterall

[spike]

[wease]

Snakes didn’t bother me until I was 10-11 years old and at some summer camp. We were in the woods and I noticed my shoe was untied. When I bent to re-tie it, a snake was crawling across my foot. Not good.

[tree_]

And then... it didn't bite you?

[Dev]

I have lived with a giant snake my whole life, and sometimes it is scary the things it makes me do, but I'm not scared of it.

[tree_]

you mean your cock?

[Dev]

I call him The Big Bad Python Boy.

[wease]

And then... it didn't bite you?

It never got a chance. I took off like a bat out of hell screaming like a little girl.