Anybody want a Corona?

[verb_to_trust]

Who coerced you?

Answer the question

My job. It wasn’t mandated but there was a lot of weird pressure. Luckily nobody cares about the booster and there seems to be an unspoken understanding that it was all for nothing.

[spike]

Keyboard Warrior

1. A Person who, being unable to express his anger through physical violence (owning to their physical weakness, lack of bravery and/or conviction in real life), instead manifests said emotions through the text-based medium of the internet, usually in the form of aggressive writing that the Keyboard Warrior would not (for reasons previously mentioned) be able to give form to in real life.

[Bammer]

Keyboard Warrior

1. A Person who, being unable to express his anger through physical violence (owning to their physical weakness, lack of bravery and/or conviction in real life), instead manifests said emotions through the text-based medium of the internet, usually in the form of aggressive writing that the Keyboard Warrior would not (for reasons previously mentioned) be able to give form to in real life.

It’s good to see that you’ve become self aware.

[spike]

whoosh

[Bammer]

whoosh

What if I just whooshed you

[simple schoolboy]

whoosh

What if I just whooshed you

The retro move would be to go with the Navy Seal copypasta.

[Bammer]

whoosh

What if I just whooshed you

The retro move would be to go with the Navy Seal copypasta.

No clue what that means

[verb_to_trust]

Guys, stop interacting with S**ke. It really fucks up my pages

[simple schoolboy]

whoosh

What if I just whooshed you

The retro move would be to go with the Navy Seal copypasta.

No clue what that means

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

[wease]

WTF

[Bi_3]

WTF

Yeah... if you want the IP just PM the Platypus

[B]

My wife asked for a couple of at-home tests when she was picking up anti-virals for me. Pharmacy told her they had to put them through insurance, so they took down the names of her and the kids. Two days later ... we have 32 at home test kits.

[spike]

I guess a colleague that was sitting next to my wife at dinner last night has tested positive. She feels fine, flying home now, but we’ll need to dust off the rapid tests to see if she pops tonight or tomorrow, before my family - including my elderly parents - come for the weekend.

[Bammer]

Please continue to tell us more about the COVID-19 novel coronavirus

[spike]

You being triggered by Covid will far outlast the actual pandemic lol.

[Bammer]

You’re the one bumping this every time

[B]

Actually I bumped it. I feel justified since there were 5 cases in my house.

[4/5]

I smelled gasoline yesterday for the first time since August. I've never liked that smell before but I'm not gonna lie I was pretty excited when I realized I had smelled it correctly.

[spike]

You’re the one bumping this every time

Try to keep up, Bammer.

[Bammer]

How will bammer ever recover from this