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[tree_]

E-punctuation

[bodysnatcher]

I wanna see tree diagram that sentence

[tree_]

I wanna see tree diagram that sentence

In my opinion, personally, myself, to me, the stupidest, most "amateurish" puns, they're, they are the funniest to me.
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It is I who has the stupidest personal opinion about myself concerning the humor quality of pun-types.

[wease]

I wanna see tree diagram that sentence

[Bammer]

Kindly asking most of you here (won’t name names but rhymes with schmammer) to pause with the puns. It has gotten really bad with all the amateur punning lately. Let’s all settle down for a while and breathe. Then, when you least expect it, a good one might pop up from a pro.

please calm Down

Let them govern

*rule

Pendrule ‘em

[wease]

Kindly asking most of you here (won’t name names but rhymes with schmammer) to pause with the puns. It has gotten really bad with all the amateur punning lately. Let’s all settle down for a while and breathe. Then, when you least expect it, a good one might pop up from a pro.

please calm Down

Let them govern

*rule

Pendrule ‘em

Good god that’s awful

[Bammer]

Kindly asking most of you here (won’t name names but rhymes with schmammer) to pause with the puns. It has gotten really bad with all the amateur punning lately. Let’s all settle down for a while and breathe. Then, when you least expect it, a good one might pop up from a pro.

please calm Down

Let them govern

*rule

Pendrule ‘em

Good god that’s awful

Get on my level

[Higgs]

Why am I feeling this unrelenting, uncontrollable anger all the time lately?

[Dev]

Why am I feeling this unrelenting, uncontrollable anger all the time lately?

Because life is hell? But I dunno, what do think it is? What's got you so mad?

[Bammer]

You’re at dinner with some kind of group. How does your order change if you are under the impression someone else is paying?

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[tree_]

Yeah, if anything I go cheaper, to be considerate. Unless they say shit like, go ahead and order whatever you want, I insist on paying a lot of money. Still trepidatious, but I lean frugal.

[Jorge]

You’re at dinner with some kind of group. How does your order change if you are under the impression someone else is paying?

If a person in the group is paying, my order will not change. If a company or institution is paying (as is the case when I'm a guest at a conference, for example) my gaze might be drawn towards the more expensive part of the menu

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[Jorge]

I basically never order more or less than my appetite is calling for. I gave up the “dining out = overeating” mentality a long time ago. Absolutely hate feeling stuffed.

I took the question to mean "do you order a more expensive dish" (maybe) not "do you order a bunch of extra food" (nah... though I might get more drinks if it's that kind of dinner)

[bodysnatcher]

I’d probably just eat some crackers or bread so I don’t feel obligated to owe them anything. Never put yourself in the debt of someone else.

[Jorge]

I’d probably just eat some crackers or bread so I don’t feel obligated to owe them anything. Never put yourself in the debt of someone else.

What a sucker

[bodysnatcher]

I’d probably just eat some crackers or bread so I don’t feel obligated to owe them anything. Never put yourself in the debt of someone else.

What a sucker

No such thing as a free drink

[tree_]

I get what you're saying. But there's a way to be clear that you're not going to be in someone's debt when they're doing you a favor. And sometimes they're already in your debt because of services rendered or whatever.

[Jorge]

Whenever I'm treating people I just grab the check at the end. Announcing it at the start of the meal opens the door to this kind of trepidation.