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Malloy wrote:at er because i vomited a piece of chicken up into my right nostril and it’s lodged in and partially obstructing it
Wtf i hope you are ok. Did they get it out?
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Malloy wrote:at er because i vomited a piece of chicken up into my right nostril and it’s lodged in and partially obstructing it
Wtf i hope you are ok. Did they get it out?
still waiting. july 4 in a chicago er means it’s busy as hell. bad timing on top of everything else
Jorge wrote:I remember I was in Miami when it happened. I was posting from the balcony of my apartment overlooking the beach. And I was having an argument with Adamdude.
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Jorge wrote:
daft twat wrote:
Jorge wrote:Extremely anxious, stressed, and overwhelmed today
What’s on your mind?
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I think I've just been overextending myself and it's getting to me. Plus some outside factors
A bit like butter scraped over too much bread? I think the best thing you can do if you can is to take a day off and spend it alone in your domicile. No agenda. Shop for your favorite food and drink beforehand and spend the day lazing about. I did it today. Had tacos. Watched a lot of Seinfeld. Made a playlist for pickleball tomorrow. Walked the dog. Ate enough individually wrapped Mambas to be a fucking problem. Days off where your coworkers ask what you did and you reply, “Fuck all” are the best.
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Malloy wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Malloy wrote:at er because i vomited a piece of chicken up into my right nostril and it’s lodged in and partially obstructing it
Wtf i hope you are ok. Did they get it out?
still waiting. july 4 in a chicago er means it’s busy as hell. bad timing on top of everything else

Just do this:
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daft twat wrote:
Jorge wrote:
daft twat wrote:
Jorge wrote:Extremely anxious, stressed, and overwhelmed today
What’s on your mind?
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I think I've just been overextending myself and it's getting to me. Plus some outside factors
A bit like butter scraped over too much bread? I think the best thing you can do if you can is to take a day off and spend it alone in your domicile. No agenda. Shop for your favorite food and drink beforehand and spend the day lazing about. I did it today. Had tacos. Watched a lot of Seinfeld. Made a playlist for pickleball tomorrow. Walked the dog. Ate enough individually wrapped Mambas to be a fucking problem. Days off where your coworkers ask what you did and you reply, “Fuck all” are the best.
seconded!
Jorge wrote:I remember I was in Miami when it happened. I was posting from the balcony of my apartment overlooking the beach. And I was having an argument with Adamdude.
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daft twat wrote:
Malloy wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Malloy wrote:at er because i vomited a piece of chicken up into my right nostril and it’s lodged in and partially obstructing it
Wtf i hope you are ok. Did they get it out?
still waiting. july 4 in a chicago er means it’s busy as hell. bad timing on top of everything else

Just do this:
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im ready
Jorge wrote:I remember I was in Miami when it happened. I was posting from the balcony of my apartment overlooking the beach. And I was having an argument with Adamdude.
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daft twat wrote:
Jorge wrote:
daft twat wrote:
Jorge wrote:Extremely anxious, stressed, and overwhelmed today
What’s on your mind?
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I think I've just been overextending myself and it's getting to me. Plus some outside factors
A bit like butter scraped over too much bread? I think the best thing you can do if you can is to take a day off and spend it alone in your domicile. No agenda. Shop for your favorite food and drink beforehand and spend the day lazing about. I did it today. Had tacos. Watched a lot of Seinfeld. Made a playlist for pickleball tomorrow. Walked the dog. Ate enough individually wrapped Mambas to be a fucking problem. Days off where your coworkers ask what you did and you reply, “Fuck all” are the best.
Yeah, that sounds great. Kind of out of the question this very second but maybe next week.
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Malloy wrote:at er because i vomited a piece of chicken up into my right nostril and it’s lodged in and partially obstructing it
didn't even know this was possible

how did it turn out
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Jorge wrote:Extremely anxious, stressed, and overwhelmed today
what do you think is the worst part of existence?
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Dev wrote:
Malloy wrote:at er because i vomited a piece of chicken up into my right nostril and it’s lodged in and partially obstructing it
didn't even know this was possible

how did it turn out
the ear, nose, and throat all work in the same building.
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Malloy wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Malloy wrote:at er because i vomited a piece of chicken up into my right nostril and it’s lodged in and partially obstructing it
Wtf i hope you are ok. Did they get it out?
still waiting. july 4 in a chicago er means it’s busy as hell. bad timing on top of everything else
Hope you weren’t cooped up in there too long
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Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
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this is one of those days where i feel tired and drunk but haven't drank anything..i'm tired, my wife is tired and the dog is even more tired
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bart wrote:
Malloy wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Malloy wrote:at er because i vomited a piece of chicken up into my right nostril and it’s lodged in and partially obstructing it
Wtf i hope you are ok. Did they get it out?
still waiting. july 4 in a chicago er means it’s busy as hell. bad timing on top of everything else
Hope you weren’t cooped up in there too long

i really hope this wasnt overlooked



one time i ate some bad chicken caeser salad and ended up throwing up. i had a huge leaf shoot out my nose. caeser dressing is not to be introduced to your nostrils at 83 mph
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Peeps wrote:
bart wrote:
Malloy wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Malloy wrote:at er because i vomited a piece of chicken up into my right nostril and it’s lodged in and partially obstructing it
Wtf i hope you are ok. Did they get it out?
still waiting. july 4 in a chicago er means it’s busy as hell. bad timing on top of everything else
Hope you weren’t cooped up in there too long

i really hope this wasnt overlooked
Malloy’s well-being or Bart’s subtle pun?
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Did the Mother Fucker pay extra to yell?
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It was good and I’m going to refrain from jumping in with pj chicken puns. You’re welcome.
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