Make Up a Lie About Yourself EDIT:2 truths 1 lie or 2 truths

[tree_]

I don't speak Spanish but for some unknown reason my inner monologue voice is always in Spanish. Probably why I'm so confused about everything all the time.

[epilogue]

I'm easily the coolest, most rational, and thoughtful person I know.

[Anders]

How about two truths and one lie?

[tree_]

ohh that's a good idea

[Jorge]

I have never been inside of a bank

[Anders]

I was the u18 Norwegian champion in pool.

[tree_]

I have a big penis
I have a small penis
I have no penis

[epilogue]

I'm cool
I'm respected
I'm rational

[Bammer]

I'm cool
I'm respected
I'm rational

So we going facts or opinions up in this bitch?

[JuanHamm]

Tree is a cool guy
This is a good thread
I like cheesecake

[tree_]

cheesecake definitely sucks

[JuanHamm]

Now do two truths

[tree_]

also a good idea

[Simple Torture]

I have a won a beauty pageant.

I have never seen an episode of Friends.

I was arrested in college for running from a bar raid.

[Anders]

My great grandfather was a German nobleman, descended from a line of colonels and generals.
Another great grandfather died while working in Africa in the 1920s. My grandmother still grew up to be an all A student, and later helped raise me.
I was named after a (semi)famous poet, who was the biological uncle, and de facto father, of my great grandmother, after her mother died. The statue in the main city square where he lived, is of him.

[epilogue]

My great grandfather was a German nobleman, descended from a line of colonels and generals.
Another great grandfather died while working in Africa in the 1920s. My grandmother still grew up to be an all A student, and later helped raise me.
I was named after a (semi)famous poet, who was the biological uncle, and de facto father, of my great grandmother, after her mother died. The statue in the main city square where he lived, is of him.

This is a really good one... is the answer in your voice interview?

[Anders]

My great grandfather was a German nobleman, descended from a line of colonels and generals.
Another great grandfather died while working in Africa in the 1920s. My grandmother still grew up to be an all A student, and later helped raise me.
I was named after a (semi)famous poet, who was the biological uncle, and de facto father, of my great grandmother, after her mother died. The statue in the main city square where he lived, is of him.

This is a really good one... is the answer in your voice interview?

No

[Anders]

Chris Cornell left the stage in front of the final song of the night during one of his concerts, shook only my hand while nodding his approval, went straight back on stage, and finished the concert, without ever going down to greet others in the crowd before or after.
After a chance encounter the main guitarist in Dream Theater liked me and my friend so much, without us asking, he gave us free tickets and backstage passes to their sold out show. Neither of us had ever listened to the band before.
The lead singer from The Jayhawks asked me to smoke weed with him and a few crew members in a park after a concert in Oslo, but I declined, since I don’t do illegal drugs.

[epilogue]

My great grandfather was a German nobleman, descended from a line of colonels and generals.
Another great grandfather died while working in Africa in the 1920s. My grandmother still grew up to be an all A student, and later helped raise me.
I was named after a (semi)famous poet, who was the biological uncle, and de facto father, of my great grandmother, after her mother died. The statue in the main city square where he lived, is of him.

This is a really good one... is the answer in your voice interview?

No

Nice.

Okay, I'm gonna think this over and give you a guess soon.

[tree_]

I’m going to guess that the lie is the first one because it’s the least interesting