Who are your best board friends?

[Ello Sailor]

Lenny says things that makes me laugh when he's not being depressing.

[Ello Sailor]

Agree that Len is pretty funny when he wants to be.

[Ello Sailor]

mmm from this moment of the board?

Washing Machine, Liebzz, Rangi, Knee Tunes for sure. B, Trag, Jorge, Norris, Joey, Argo, Dev...i love them all.

Wow. Wow.

We'll have to revisit this if the Pumpkins ever drop a banger of an album.

[tree_]

I too thought we had something special, vg. Go figure that it goes to show you, I guess.

[daft twat]

I don’t have any friends here. I mean, I wouldn’t ask any of you to help me move, for God’s sake. That said, I’m too old to not just pony up for professional movers.

Doug knows how much I love Wings and little people, and he makes a point to bring them up, and I smile every time. When he stops posting, I’ll be sad.

This place is like work, though. There are dozens of people here who I don’t know, but I know from work, you know, and when they leave (like Strat), it feels different, but you carry on, and you remember there used to be a Cal Varnsen, a LoathedVermin, and a Sarge that were part of your daily life for years and then just weren’t. But Jorge is still here. And Chud. And Ruddo. Bammer, Lenny, Trag, Dev, Biff, LMS, etc, etc. I don’t know any of them, but I could tell you something real about all of them.

This place is like a Wilson that talks back but in dozens of different voices. None of you will be pallbearers when I go, but many of you have made me laugh, think, angry.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Agree that Len is pretty funny when he wants to be.

wtf

[wease]

I hereby assign pallbearer duties to daft twat when I die

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I hereby assign pallbearer duties to daft twat when I die

Good idea. Board posts are legally binding in relation to pallbearer designations.

[daft twat]

Agree that Len is pretty funny when he wants to be.

wtf

I know Len loves Bama, knows the Cracker Barrel menu, and claims to have a micro peen, but I suspect he’s really just a grower, not a shower, and falls comfortably in an average range when it comes to “Southern hospitality.”

[Jorge]

But Jorge is still here. And Chud. And Ruddo. Bammer, Lenny, Trag, Dev, Biff, LMS, etc, etc. I don’t know any of them, but I could tell you something real about all of them.

Prove it

Say something real about each one of us

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Agree that Len is pretty funny when he wants to be.

wtf

I know Len loves Bama, knows the Cracker Barrel menu, and claims to have a micro peen, but I suspect he’s really just a grower, not a shower, and falls comfortably in an average range when it comes to “Southern hospitality.”

Also, I have AIDS.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Jorge is my best board friend. Followed closely by Biff.

[Jorge]

Lenny is the crowning jewel in my list of "RMers who used to hate me but with whom I now share an unspoken understanding"

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Lenny is the crowning jewel in my list of "RMers who used to hate me but with whom I now share an unspoken understanding"

Oh yeah I forgot you were a real as*hole for awhile. I am now moving you to 17th.

[Jorge]

I changed by not changing at all

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Your elderly mom changed me.

[wease]

I hereby assign pallbearer duties to daft twat when I die

Good idea. Board posts are legally binding in relation to pallbearer designations.

Why else do you think I did it?

[daft twat]

But Jorge is still here. And Chud. And Ruddo. Bammer, Lenny, Trag, Dev, Biff, LMS, etc, etc. I don’t know any of them, but I could tell you something real about all of them.

Prove it

Say something real about each one of us

You live an interesting life in Argentina. You once pissed me off and I regrettably called you Whore Hey. Chud has collected more Korok seeds than anyone I know. He crashed a car into a house and has slept on Rudddo’s couch. I’ve had a beer with Ruddo (he paid) in Myrtle Beach. He was in the military. He’s handsome. Bammer has a Matt Cameron drum set and thinks Marvel is baby shit. I already told you about Lenny. Trag once tried to make a living selling ice cream. He’s a great family man and his family is crazy. There is an Orange County Choppers meme about this that made me laugh so hard I gagged. Dev feuds with more than anyone else on the board, and he has more issues with himself than with anyone else, but he’s a good dude. He’s the Dime of GD. Biff is the Everyman of the board. He’s the sort of person who can tell you when the price of stamps increases. I love his posts because they feel like non-scandalous diary entries. LMS and I share a love for the band Paw. He’s seen them live and I have not.

Did I pass?

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I hereby assign pallbearer duties to daft twat when I die

Good idea. Board posts are legally binding in relation to pallbearer designations.

Why else do you think I did it?

For an erection?

[Norah]

big fan of lenny too, if things go well for him he could crack my list of best board friends