What hurts today?

[JuanHamm]

My fucking head is killing me this morning

Go home.

I never left

[lennytheweedwhacker]

My fucking head is killing me this morning

Go home.

I never left

Text me

[Jorge]

My penis burns and is dripping

[dad]

is your penis made of wax?

[wease]

Jorge’s got the clap.

[dad]

sounds bad.

[wease]

Start banging your dong back and forth against a board Jorge.

[dad]

will that get the poison out?

[wease]

That was the theory. Supposedly the reason it’s called the clap is because back in the day dudes were told to clap their hands together with their dong in the middle and that would force the infection out quicker. They could also flap their joy sticks back and forth against a board like Bob Ross drying a paintbrush.

Lots of banged up pee pees out there back then, I’d say.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Wease is the resident expert on dick issues

[spike]

My penis burns and is dripping

Our eyes met across the crowded hat store. I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher. Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so we danced. I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards.

[Jorge]

It's ok guys I chopped it off with my cleaver

[dad]

you’re very brave.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

It's ok guys I chopped it off with my cleaver

Mail it to me.

[Jorge]

I was thinking of cooking it for dinner

[dad]

take it to the dinner thread, perv

[spike]

Won’t be much of a meal.

[dad]

more of a jors d'oeuvre?

[spike]

[wease]

Wease is the resident expert on dick issues

Years of working in primary care/urgent care.