Very well played.spike wrote:Our eyes met across the crowded hat store. I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher. Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so we danced. I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards.Jorge wrote:My penis burns and is dripping
What hurts today?
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Re: What hurts today?
Let me tell you, Homer Simpson is cock of nothing!
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lennytheweedwhacker
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Re: What hurts today?
Somebody come stomp on my back.
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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lennytheweedwhacker
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Re: What hurts today?
Tweaked my left lower back yesterday and sleeping on it didn’t help. Moving cautiously today.
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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Re: What hurts today?
My neck doesn't hurt today! Such a rarity.
Not nauseous yet either.
Not nauseous yet either.
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doug rr
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Re: What hurts today?
as always my lower back is acting up this week
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Re: What hurts today?
My right triceps.
I think I have mouse arm!
I think I have mouse arm!
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Re: What hurts today?
Loldad wrote:more of a jors d'oeuvre?
Vitalogist wrote:As a hotel manager, you can imagine the amount of beige I’ve seen in my career.