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Do you dream of leading your local team to the big game?

Are you a lions fan who dreams only of competent leadership?

Tell us about your football fantasies here.
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Donovan McNabb does not get sick in the Super Bowl and delivers Philadelphia its first title. Brian Dawkins goes on to become Mayor of Philadelphia.
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JuanHamm wrote:Are you a lions fan who dreams only of competent leadership?
:gomez:
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as a fan of american professional footballl, i used to fantasize Barry Sanders playing a few more years, but with a better O-line.
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dad wrote:as a fan of american professional footballl, i used to fantasize Barry Sanders playing a few more years, but with a better O-line.
Eh, it was probably more fun watching him run for his life in the run and shoot.
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spike wrote:
dad wrote:as a fan of american professional footballl, i used to fantasize Barry Sanders playing a few more years, but with a better O-line.
Eh, it was probably more fun watching him run for his life in the run and shoot.
i think about this one all the time.

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great video dad
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i'm sensing sarcasm.
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what? no. i remember watching that game. i hated the bears.

i'm sad that that's where you went.
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Chris_H_2 wrote:what? no. i remember watching that game. i hated the bears.

i'm sad that that's where you went.
how sad?
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lol bears
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speaking of running backs, Fred Taylor was one of the most incredible backs i've ever watched who could literally accelerate after a cut or first step.
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Patrick Mahomes throws for 6,500 yards and 75 TDs in a season that ends with a Super Bowl win which ignites a run of five consecutive SB victories.
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epilogue wrote:Patrick Mahomes throws for 6,500 yards and 75 TDs in a season that ends with a Super Bowl win which ignites a run of five consecutive SB victories.
he's no tua
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Monkey_Driven wrote:
epilogue wrote:Patrick Mahomes throws for 6,500 yards and 75 TDs in a season that ends with a Super Bowl win which ignites a run of five consecutive SB victories.
he's no tua
well duh
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Actually, to that point, my #1 football fantasy is that everyone admits how objectively great Patrick Mahomes is. That would be awesome.
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he's definitely great. i don't know how he makes half the throws he does, and i'm still in awe every. single. time.

that said, ron Mexico made those same incredible throws first.
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I didn't watch every game he played. So I'll take your word for it. But I don't think it's fair to him to compare him to Mahomes.
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epilogue wrote:I didn't watch every game he played. So I'll take your word for it. But I don't think it's fair to him to compare him to Mahomes.
i watched every game he ever played, from pop warner to the pros. i analyzed every throw he made, and kept my thoughts on them in a metal filing cabinet, and i've placed that cabinet in a hideout on the side of mount vesuvius. only two people have access to that special place.

so, yeah...take my word for it.

or don't.
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dad wrote:
epilogue wrote:I didn't watch every game he played. So I'll take your word for it. But I don't think it's fair to him to compare him to Mahomes.
i watched every game he ever played, from pop warner to the pros. i analyzed every throw he made, and kept my thoughts on them in a metal filing cabinet, and i've placed that cabinet in a hideout on the side of mount vesuvius. only two people have access to that special place.

so, yeah...take my word for it.

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