Jacking It

[daft twat]

This is a parody thread and self-love catch-all thread. Feel free to discuss frequency, method, mental roladex, getting caught, etc.

[daft twat]

Really excited to see who gets the ball rolling on this one.

[spike]

get the ball rolling with your getting caught story

[Stoner]

Jfc dude don’t you teach kids? I’m pleased that RM can serve as a relief valve for your depravity but jfc dude!

[daft twat]

get the ball rolling with your getting caught story

Never been personally. Never even close.

Walked past my oldest son’s room one night when I was downstairs doing laundry and he thought I was already up in bed, and I didn’t see anything clearly, but the general idea of what was going on was obvious, and the next day I told him to shut his door.

[daft twat]

Jfc dude don’t you teach kids? I’m pleased that RM can serve as a relief valve for your depravity but jfc dude!

Yes. This is what I teach them, too. I am the same person in the classroom I am when I post at night on a 90s legacy act Internet forum with a drink in my hand. You put “stoner” on your job applications, right?

[Mickey]

get the ball rolling with your getting caught story

Never been personally. Never even close.

Walked past my oldest son’s room one night when I was downstairs doing laundry and he thought I was already up in bed, and I didn’t see anything clearly, but the general idea of what was going on was obvious, and the next day I told him to shut his door.

...who the fuck doesn't shut the door?

[dad]

get the ball rolling with your getting caught story

Never been personally. Never even close.

Walked past my oldest son’s room one night when I was downstairs doing laundry and he thought I was already up in bed, and I didn’t see anything clearly, but the general idea of what was going on was obvious, and the next day I told him to shut his door.

...who the fuck doesn't shut the door?

i've not yet experienced this with my oldest (14), but teenage boys lack a ton of self-awareness if that helps answer your question.

[Stoner]

Jfc dude don’t you teach kids? I’m pleased that RM can serve as a relief valve for your depravity but jfc dude!

Yes. This is what I teach them, too. I am the same person in the classroom I am when I post at night on a 90s legacy act Internet forum with a drink in my hand. You put “stoner” on your job applications, right?

It’s been a few decades since I filled out an application, but if I did I’d probably include my last name. Yes.

[Mickey]

get the ball rolling with your getting caught story

Never been personally. Never even close.

Walked past my oldest son’s room one night when I was downstairs doing laundry and he thought I was already up in bed, and I didn’t see anything clearly, but the general idea of what was going on was obvious, and the next day I told him to shut his door.

...who the fuck doesn't shut the door?

i've not yet experienced this with my oldest (14), but teenage boys lack a ton of self-awareness if that helps answer your question.

It might shock you to learn that I too was a teenage boy. I always closed the door.

[dad]

get the ball rolling with your getting caught story

Never been personally. Never even close.

Walked past my oldest son’s room one night when I was downstairs doing laundry and he thought I was already up in bed, and I didn’t see anything clearly, but the general idea of what was going on was obvious, and the next day I told him to shut his door.

...who the fuck doesn't shut the door?

i've not yet experienced this with my oldest (14), but teenage boys lack a ton of self-awareness if that helps answer your question.

It might shock you to learn that I too was a teenage boy. I always closed the door.

i don't believe you.

[spike]

Maybe he wanted to get caught.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Jfc dude don’t you teach kids? I’m pleased that RM can serve as a relief valve for your depravity but jfc dude!

Yes. This is what I teach them, too. I am the same person in the classroom I am when I post at night on a 90s legacy act Internet forum with a drink in my hand. You put “stoner” on your job applications, right?

It’s been a few decades since I filled out an application, but if I did I’d probably include my last name. Yes.

Dick Stoner?

[Dev]

I didn't want to say anything because daft twat recently said some really nice things things about me on the board(that I fight with everyone but am a good guy), however, every time I notice this thread I get really annoyed, and I am going to explain why. For me this thread kills a joke that was already being played out. People were already using the jacking up thread as if it had multiple meanings including jacking off. By making this thread it's like daft twat has disregarded all the posts in the other thread that discuss jacking off. Many of those posts are mine and I consider this a slight, and possibly complete disavowal of my entire existence. For that matter, it's not the first time Daft Twat has subtly disavowed my entire existence. Enough is a enough. This thread is a little too on the nose. Be better. And mods please delete this thread because we already had it.

[Norah]

dev is right, ban daft twat

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I didn't want to say anything because daft twat recently said some really nice things things about me on the board(that I fight with everyone but am a good guy), however, every time I notice this thread I get really annoyed, and I am going to explain why. For me this thread kills a joke that was already being played out. People were already using the jacking up thread as if it had multiple meanings including jacking off. By making this thread it's like daft twat has disregarded all the posts in the other thread that discuss jacking off. Many of those posts are mine and I consider this a slight, and possibly complete disavowal of my entire existence. For that matter, it's not the first time Daft Twat has subtly disavowed my entire existence. Enough is a enough. This thread is a little too on the nose. Be better. And mods please delete this thread because we already had it.

Huh?

[daft twat]

dev is right, ban daft twat

I second this. Genuinely. I’d really appreciate it taken out of my hands.

Sorry, Dev. I don’t read the Jacking Up thread. I thought it was for a group of people under the delusion that you could get jacked by just doing sets of one exercise (Push-ups). Had I known there was also a discussion on unbalanced forearm gains, I wouldn’t have made this thread, upsetting you and Stoner’s boy.

[dad]

there are not nearly enough threads about jacking on the board.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

dev is right, ban daft twat

I second this. Genuinely. I’d really appreciate it taken out of my hands.

Sorry, Dev. I don’t read the Jacking Up thread. I thought it was for a group of people under the delusion that you could get jacked by just doing sets of one exercise (Push-ups). Had I known there was also a discussion on unbalanced forearm gains, I wouldn’t have made this thread, upsetting you and Stoner’s boy.

You definitely thought wrong!

[Dev]

dev is right, ban daft twat

I second this. Genuinely. I’d really appreciate it taken out of my hands.

Sorry, Dev. I don’t read the Jacking Up thread. I thought it was for a group of people under the delusion that you could get jacked by just doing sets of one exercise (Push-ups). Had I known there was also a discussion on unbalanced forearm gains, I wouldn’t have made this thread, upsetting you and Stoner’s boy.

It's fine. Actually we should talk. You've gone on the record saying that I feud with everyone, but that's interesting because we have never feuded, and I think that would factor into your opinion. As far as you should be concerned I am a down to earth and reasonable guy, and also I continue to be even tempered throughout the course of this exchange, and also in our recent exchange in the "best board friends" thread. Obviously things could have gone south in either of those exchanges considering your conduct but they didn't because I am actually a reasonable guy. Care to respond?