The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

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dad wrote:i haven't pooped all weekend. tomorrow could be a busy day.
Same. And I’ve had Mexican twice.
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:i haven't pooped all weekend. tomorrow could be a busy day.
Same. And I’ve had Mexican twice.
same. i hope to crap a massive amount tomorrow.
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now when i regular i can promote regularity
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dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:i haven't pooped all weekend. tomorrow could be a busy day.
Same. And I’ve had Mexican twice.
same. i hope to crap a massive amount tomorrow.
Praying for your ass.
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I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:i haven't pooped all weekend. tomorrow could be a busy day.
Same. And I’ve had Mexican twice.
same. i hope to crap a massive amount tomorrow.
Praying for your ass.
i will tell my mule you're praying for him.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

now when i regular i can promote regularity
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dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:i haven't pooped all weekend. tomorrow could be a busy day.
Same. And I’ve had Mexican twice.
same. i hope to crap a massive amount tomorrow.
Praying for your ass.
i will tell my mule you're praying for him.
No no I meant ur butt.
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I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:i haven't pooped all weekend. tomorrow could be a busy day.
Same. And I’ve had Mexican twice.
same. i hope to crap a massive amount tomorrow.
Praying for your ass.
i will tell my mule you're praying for him.
No no I meant ur butt.
oh, well thank you.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

now when i regular i can promote regularity
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dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:i haven't pooped all weekend. tomorrow could be a busy day.
Same. And I’ve had Mexican twice.
same. i hope to crap a massive amount tomorrow.
Praying for your ass.
i will tell my mule you're praying for him.
No no I meant ur butt.
oh, well thank you.
Jack that sh*t out
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I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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Have done nothing but shit the last 2 days. Hopefully dad and I can meet in the middle.
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No poop yet. You exploded yet, pops?
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When’s the last time you broke a sweat shitting?
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spike wrote:When’s the last time you broke a sweat shitting?
June 19th, 1994.
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:No poop yet. You exploded yet, pops?
i have pooped twice, and it's still not enough.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

now when i regular i can promote regularity
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dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:No poop yet. You exploded yet, pops?
i have pooped twice, and it's still not enough.
D*mn. I rarely poop twice in a day.
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:No poop yet. You exploded yet, pops?
i have pooped twice, and it's still not enough.
D*mn. I rarely poop twice in a day.
i'm good for 2 or 3 the morning after a big pasta dinner
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doug rr wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:No poop yet. You exploded yet, pops?
i have pooped twice, and it's still not enough.
D*mn. I rarely poop twice in a day.
i'm good for 2 or 3 the morning after a big pasta dinner
Do you have a gut?
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gonna eat a big bowl of fruit tonight in the hopes i go twice again tomorrow.
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dad wrote:gonna eat a big bowl of fruit tonight in the hopes i go twice again tomorrow.
Eat a hamburger, medium rare.
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:gonna eat a big bowl of fruit tonight in the hopes i go twice again tomorrow.
Eat a hamburger, medium rare.
i. can't.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

now when i regular i can promote regularity
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Still nothing, guys. Took some laxatives this morning.
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dang, man.

no poop for me today, but i attribute that to my routine being out of order, and i ate breakfast after 10a.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

now when i regular i can promote regularity
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