Tales of your Graduating Class

[Bammer]

One guy I knew since grade school took his own life in high school. I believe one of our co-valedictorians got in a car accident and died a few years after graduating.

That seemed to be something that happened every year at our school. Some kid from the senior class would die during the year. We had a buddy of mine die in a car wreck and another killed himself accidentally. He shot himself in the stomach with a shotgun to gain sympathy from this girl that had dumped him a few days before in the hopes she would take him back. Well, point blank shotgun gut wounds don’t typically work out very well and it didn’t in this case either.

All I did in that situation was write out a bunch of AIC lyrics in my notebook.

[EJ]

Sad stuff in here. After seeing the headline, I was really expecting to read at least one story of someone banging one of the hot teachers.

[wease]

One dude from my graduating class went on to become a message board legend.

What board is he on?

[wease]

Sad stuff in here. After seeing the headline, I was really expecting to read at least one story of someone banging one of the hot teachers.

Do student teachers count?

[EJ]

Sad stuff in here. After seeing the headline, I was really expecting to read at least one story of someone banging one of the hot teachers.

Do student teachers count?

Not really. That's not nearly the same forbidden fruit.

[Dev]

Sad stuff in here. After seeing the headline, I was really expecting to read at least one story of someone banging one of the hot teachers.

One of the girls in my graduating class banged a message board legend.

[wease]

Sad stuff in here. After seeing the headline, I was really expecting to read at least one story of someone banging one of the hot teachers.

Do student teachers count?

Not really. That's not nearly the same forbidden fruit.

Oh. Well, nevermind

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[Mickey]

I think 2 or 3 folks have gotten cancer and died. No one I was close with.

[bart]

Jeez daft grew up in a Larry Clark movie

[daft twat]

Sad stuff in here. After seeing the headline, I was really expecting to read at least one story of someone banging one of the hot teachers.

That did happen, too. The girl was a few years ahead of me. It was a young business teacher/head girls’ b-ball coach. He was her coach, of course. His wife, also a teacher, caught them in bed. Nothing ever came of it.

My civics teacher allegedly hooked up with a girl in my year as well. He got fired, but I think it was for myriad issues. Shortly thereafter he got into a car accident and suffered severe brain damage.

A kid in my grade’s mom was a teacher. She had an affair with a counselor. The kid got busted with alcohol at a Catholic retreat and his mom and the counselor came to pick him up. I was in the room for that one.

My senior math teacher banged one of the lunch ladies. That’s about it, though. I really didn’t know much about my teachers except which ones went to the bars a lot, and that was almost all of them.

[BurtReynolds]

I told this story before, but one guy I was friends with got murdered. He had just got out of jail and was shacking up with someone's old lady. They agreed to meet and "talk it over", but the other guy showed up with a shotgun and killed them both and then himself. I think it was 2 or 3 years ago.

[Bammer]

Sad stuff in here. After seeing the headline, I was really expecting to read at least one story of someone banging one of the hot teachers.

That did happen, too. The girl was a few years ahead of me. It was a young business teacher/head girls’ b-ball coach. He was her coach, of course. His wife, also a teacher, caught them in bed. Nothing ever came of it.

My civics teacher allegedly hooked up with a girl in my year as well. He got fired, but I think it was for myriad issues. Shortly thereafter he got into a car accident and suffered severe brain damage.

A kid in my grade’s mom was a teacher. She had an affair with a counselor. The kid got busted with alcohol at a Catholic retreat and his mom and the counselor came to pick him up. I was in the room for that one.

My senior math teacher banged one of the lunch ladies. That’s about it, though. I really didn’t know much about my teachers except which ones went to the bars a lot, and that was almost all of them.

I’m confident I speak for all of us when I say we weren’t really interested in hearing about female student /male teacher trysts.

[daft twat]

Sad stuff in here. After seeing the headline, I was really expecting to read at least one story of someone banging one of the hot teachers.

That did happen, too. The girl was a few years ahead of me. It was a young business teacher/head girls’ b-ball coach. He was her coach, of course. His wife, also a teacher, caught them in bed. Nothing ever came of it.

My civics teacher allegedly hooked up with a girl in my year as well. He got fired, but I think it was for myriad issues. Shortly thereafter he got into a car accident and suffered severe brain damage.

A kid in my grade’s mom was a teacher. She had an affair with a counselor. The kid got busted with alcohol at a Catholic retreat and his mom and the counselor came to pick him up. I was in the room for that one.

My senior math teacher banged one of the lunch ladies. That’s about it, though. I really didn’t know much about my teachers except which ones went to the bars a lot, and that was almost all of them.

I’m confident I speak for all of us when I say we weren’t really interested in hearing about female student /male teacher trysts.

I had maybe one female teacher per department from 7-12 grade and none of them were even slightly attractive. I never had an opportunity to be hot for teacher. Consequently, I learned a lot.

[Bammer]

Sad stuff in here. After seeing the headline, I was really expecting to read at least one story of someone banging one of the hot teachers.

That did happen, too. The girl was a few years ahead of me. It was a young business teacher/head girls’ b-ball coach. He was her coach, of course. His wife, also a teacher, caught them in bed. Nothing ever came of it.

My civics teacher allegedly hooked up with a girl in my year as well. He got fired, but I think it was for myriad issues. Shortly thereafter he got into a car accident and suffered severe brain damage.

A kid in my grade’s mom was a teacher. She had an affair with a counselor. The kid got busted with alcohol at a Catholic retreat and his mom and the counselor came to pick him up. I was in the room for that one.

My senior math teacher banged one of the lunch ladies. That’s about it, though. I really didn’t know much about my teachers except which ones went to the bars a lot, and that was almost all of them.

I’m confident I speak for all of us when I say we weren’t really interested in hearing about female student /male teacher trysts.

I had maybe one female teacher per department from 7-12 grade and none of them were even slightly attractive. I never had an opportunity to be hot for teacher. Consequently, I learned a lot.

Well yes with the whole 5% of the population rule, the odds weren’t good for any of us.

[doug rr]

our high school girls basketball coach married a girl in my glass literally days after graduation..he was about 15 years older or so...still together last i heard

[Chris_H_2]

our high school girls basketball coach married a girl in my glass literally days after graduation..he was about 15 years older or so...still together last i heard

were you trying to grow a little civilization like lisa simpson?

[Monkey_Driven]

I only had 38 classmates. Not sure there's an interesting story to tell amongst us.

[doug rr]

our high school girls basketball coach married a girl in my glass literally days after graduation..he was about 15 years older or so...still together last i heard

were you trying to grow a little civilization like lisa simpson?

i've created lutherans...

[Wendy Carlos's Twin]

The year I graduated high school I'm convinced I was unwittingly the getaway driver for a pharmacy robbery. I took acid that night but it hadn't quite kicked in yet when this happened.

Why aren't you accepting PM's, Pete?

I was gonna send you a friendly message and some nudes.

Gay!