List the jobs you've had

[Anders]

Horse

Morse

[dad]

no particular order

paperboy for Hartford Courant
picking corn for a summer
shoveling driveways in the winter/raking leaves in the fall
baking frozen bagels in the bakery of a stop & shop
dishwasher at a denny's
sales at foot action
warehouse/driver for radiator distributor
warehouse grunt at a jc penney
loading trucks for UPS for a summer
IT in the military (air force)
appliance sales at best buy
merchandising for a disney subcontractor
"helping" people save their homes after the housing bubble burst in 2008. can't even remember the job title
dod civil servant

[doug rr]

dad and doug...rm's paper boys..i don't know about you but once a month we had to go collect the $3.50 per month for home delivery..i had my money bag with me and and would always say i couldnt make change for a 5 so i could get a tip and buy baseball cards

[dad]

dad and doug...rm's paper boys..i don't know about you but once a month we had to go collect the $3.50 per month for home delivery..i had my money bag with me and and would always say i couldnt make change for a 5 so i could get a tip and buy baseball cards

i had a few routes; two where i had to collect the money, and one that was all pay-by-mail customers. i didn't care for collecting much. most times, the customers were jerks about paying, or wouldn't answer the door. i might've had about three people who were nice and tipped me.

i really enjoyed having a paper route tho. i would save up the money i made to buy nintendo games.

i also liked walking around before the sun came up, except for those rare occasions when there'd be skunks just waltzing around. oh, and one time i happened upon a parked car in the baseball field near our apartment. the driver-side door was all the way open, and some guy was lying on the ground next to the car. i saw him from a few hundred yards off, and i thought he was passed out drunk. turns out he'd shot himself. it was a day or two after the '87 stock market crash.

[Anders]

I want my two dollars!

[dad]

I want my two dollars!

i love that movie so much.

[doug rr]

dad and doug...rm's paper boys..i don't know about you but once a month we had to go collect the $3.50 per month for home delivery..i had my money bag with me and and would always say i couldnt make change for a 5 so i could get a tip and buy baseball cards

i had a few routes; two where i had to collect the money, and one that was all pay-by-mail customers. i didn't care for collecting much. most times, the customers were jerks about paying, or wouldn't answer the door. i might've had about three people who were nice and tipped me.

i really enjoyed having a paper route tho. i would save up the money i made to buy nintendo games.

i also liked walking around before the sun came up, except for those rare occasions when there'd be skunks just waltzing around. oh, and one time i happened upon a parked car in the baseball field near our apartment. the driver-side door was all the way open, and some guy was lying on the ground next to the car. i saw him from a few hundred yards off, and i thought he was passed out drunk. turns out he'd shot himself. it was a day or two after the '87 stock market crash.

good lord...i remember that 87 crash in october..i was a junior in college and i remember having to subscribe to the wall street journal for a micro economics class..i never really liked that professor, he was always talking about investing in gold

[BurtReynolds]

Video store clerk

I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am.

[dad]

Video store clerk

I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am.

title does not dictate behavior.

[doug rr]

i forgot a fun job i had..a good friend of mine was a lawyer at a firm in denver..i used to file documents at local courthouses and serve process when needed..the latter was a bit stressful at times

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Yard mowing
Hardees
Kroger
Haunted Corn Maze
Student office boring admin job with the Government
HR
HR
HR
HR

[doug rr]

Yard mowing
Hardees
Kroger
Haunted Corn Maze
Student office boring admin job with the Government
HR
HR
HR
HR

how many people came into hardees from the west cost and said "man this looks a lot like carl's junior"?

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Yard mowing
Hardees
Kroger
Haunted Corn Maze
Student office boring admin job with the Government
HR
HR
HR
HR

how many people came into hardees from the west cost and said "man this looks a lot like carl's junior"?

Just your mom.

[BurtReynolds]

Hardees

Hardees bros.

[doug rr]

Yard mowing
Hardees
Kroger
Haunted Corn Maze
Student office boring admin job with the Government
HR
HR
HR
HR

how many people came into hardees from the west cost and said "man this looks a lot like carl's junior"?

Just your mom.

she did like the mushroom burger

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Hardees

Hardees bros.

Was your General Manager also hot af?

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Yard mowing
Hardees
Kroger
Haunted Corn Maze
Student office boring admin job with the Government
HR
HR
HR
HR

how many people came into hardees from the west cost and said "man this looks a lot like carl's junior"?

Just your mom.

she did like the mushroom burger

SHE ALSO LIKED THE HOT DOGS.

[doug rr]

Yard mowing
Hardees
Kroger
Haunted Corn Maze
Student office boring admin job with the Government
HR
HR
HR
HR

how many people came into hardees from the west cost and said "man this looks a lot like carl's junior"?

Just your mom.

she did like the mushroom burger

SHE ALSO LIKED THE HOT DOGS.

my mom was never much of a hot dog eater..she made them for us though

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Yard mowing
Hardees
Kroger
Haunted Corn Maze
Student office boring admin job with the Government
HR
HR
HR
HR

how many people came into hardees from the west cost and said "man this looks a lot like carl's junior"?

Just your mom.

she did like the mushroom burger

SHE ALSO LIKED THE HOT DOGS.

my mom was never much of a hot dog eater..she made them for us though

I BET SHE MADE YOU A HOT DOG

[doug rr]

Yard mowing
Hardees
Kroger
Haunted Corn Maze
Student office boring admin job with the Government
HR
HR
HR
HR

how many people came into hardees from the west cost and said "man this looks a lot like carl's junior"?

Just your mom.

she did like the mushroom burger

SHE ALSO LIKED THE HOT DOGS.

my mom was never much of a hot dog eater..she made them for us though

I BET SHE MADE YOU A HOT DOG

every time your mom drags me to the beach she fakes a jellyfish bite just so i'll piss on her