List the jobs you've had

[doug rr]

i apologize for that mom joke, lenny..i love you..no hard feelings

[JuanHamm]

You had to do it, doug. He gave you no choice.

[wease]

Yard mowing
Hardees
Kroger
Haunted Corn Maze
Student office boring admin job with the Government
HR
HR
HR
HR

how many people came into hardees from the west cost and said "man this looks a lot like carl's junior"?

Just your mom.

she did like the mushroom burger

SHE ALSO LIKED THE HOT DOGS.

my mom was never much of a hot dog eater..she made them for us though

I BET SHE MADE YOU A HOT DOG

every time your mom drags me to the beach she fakes a jellyfish bite just so i'll piss on her

AL

[LetMeSleep]

paper boy
kfc cook
runner at video production company
assistant engineer
audio engineer
print room at construction site
data entry
freelance audio engineer
media management operator
playout director
tranmission controller
senior presentation co-ordinator
commercial producer

[bart]

Before I got my bachelors I was a:

Hardware store attendant
Cart boy at a Festival Foods
Pizza maker at Lido pizza (not to be confused with Ledo’s)
Warehouse worker at Kohl’s
Housewares cashier at Hecht’s
Sole person working the 3-11 shift at a Royal Farms
Blockbuster cashier/stocker (had to walk around the store in a smock that said “Ask Me About Movie Pass!” Every Friday and Saturday night)
Writing tutor at the community college I went to
Various financial aid-linked jobs at same college
Teller and then call center rep at local credit union

I think that’s all of them

[lennytheweedwhacker]

i apologize for that mom joke, lenny..i love you..no hard feelings

I'm going to dick your butt.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Before I got my bachelors I was a:

Hardware store attendant
Cart boy at a Festival Foods
Pizza maker at Lido pizza (not to be confused with Ledo’s)
Warehouse worker at Kohl’s
Housewares cashier at Hecht’s
Sole person working the 3-11 shift at a Royal Farms
Blockbuster cashier/stocker (had to walk around the store in a smock that said “Ask Me About Movie Pass!” Every Friday and Saturday night)
Writing tutor at the community college I went to
Various financial aid-linked jobs at same college
Teller and then call center rep at local credit union

I think that’s all of them

What do you do now? Communications?

[The Argonaut]

Just take the words clerk, clerical, and assistant and jumble them up into six or seven different pairs and you have my job history

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Sex clerk.

[Norah]

assistant clerical sex clerk

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Add men.

[Bammer]

Omg you guys are just a bunch of revolving doors of onboarding and offboarding paperwork.

[dad]

that's assistant onboarding and offboarding clerical sex paperwork to you, mister.

[doug rr]

[spike]

i apologize for that mom joke, lenny..i love you..no hard feelings

I'm going to dick your butt.

lol

[Mickey]

Just take the words clerk, clerical, and assistant and jumble them up into six or seven different pairs and you have my job history

I preferred the list you posted this morning

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Omg you guys are just a bunch of revolving doors of onboarding and offboarding paperwork.

For real. Why can't they be stable like us?

[doug rr]

Omg you guys are just a bunch of revolving doors of onboarding and offboarding paperwork.

For real. Why can't they be stable like us?

how often do you have discussion about salary concerns and career growth? who bitches most about benefits and office dynamics?

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Omg you guys are just a bunch of revolving doors of onboarding and offboarding paperwork.

For real. Why can't they be stable like us?

how often do you have discussion about salary concerns and career growth? who bitches most about benefits and office dynamics?

My contracts are mostly skilled labor, so for the former rarely. Sometimes I get the benefits complaints. And it's funny because I used to work for our biggest competitor, and our benefits cost and structure is pretty much the same for these contracts, yet I get far less complaints here.

I mostly have to deal with adults acting like teenagers.

[Higgs]

post office data entry clerk
barperson
public servant level 1 - Dept Education
public servant level 2 - Dept Education
waiter
on-track bookie's penciller
public servant level 3 - Dept of Housing
Construction company contract manager
Self-employed bookkeeper
Self-employed accountant