Artists You Tried to Get Into But Failed (Sexual)

[Mickey]

Post about the artists you tried to f***

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[tree_]

haha of all the celebs to daydream about, trag picks that one

[Mickey]

It totally fits though.

[Jorge]

Amy Poehler?!

[tree_]

i once met jim norton and the thought briefly crossed my mind, but only cause he's such a creepy perv

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[tree_]

not without the physical attraction

[Mickey]

You think Amy Poehler is transcendently funny. Lol.

[tree_]

like, i don't really want to laugh while having sex.. don't need some unattractive joker cracking wise to enjoy myself sexually

[BurtReynolds]

like, i don't really want to laugh while having sex.. don't need some unattractive joker cracking wise to enjoy myself sexually

Don't knock it until you've tried it.

[The Argonaut]

Most of my sexual partners have laughed the whole time it was happening, so I'm pretty sure it's a good thing. Crying immediately afterward is good, too

[tree_]

you were the butt of the joke? pun intended

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[BurtReynolds]

Never bone your heroes.

[tree_]

and vice versa; if someone thinks you're great, don't bone them

[epilogue]

I get it trag. I think Amy Poehler is very funny and attractive.

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[doug rr]

linda fiorentino

[tree_]

keep on fantasizing about "poehling" her if that's what does it for you