Guess the RMer who sent me SEVEN consecutive PMs today

[Chris_H_2]

are they all about erectile dysfunction?

[BurtReynolds]

it was me.

[dad]

mine were very wholesome. no mentioning of boy or girl parts.

[JuanHamm]

I've never pmed Jorge

[dad]

I've never pmed Jorge

you have the ability to change that.

i believe in you.

[BurtReynolds]

it was tree.

[tree_]

it was tree.

yep. you win

[BurtReynolds]

guy is always pming me.

[tree_]

I haven't PMd you since you stopped replying months ago. You broke my heart once and I won't give you the opportunity to do it again.

[dad]

i have never pm'd burt.

[The Argonaut]

All of the innocent parties that Jorge listed as poll options should be offended. He thinks that people think you're wild enough to do this

[Chris_H_2]

All of the innocent parties that Jorge listed as poll options should be offended. He thinks that people think you're wild enough to do this

this is inching toward libel

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[BurtReynolds]

i have never pm'd burt.

you're a good person.

[tree_]

ohhhhh i'm so cool cause i'm such a reclusive misanthrope ohhhhhh

gimme a break

[dad]

well, i've sent all the PMs i needed to for today.

you guys be good to each other.

[Bammer]

Couldn't have been Dev cause he's banned... Tommy's not that crazy... Mickey's too proud... I'm gonna go Bammer

Oh fuck off!

[96583UP]

appropriate i am not even considered an option

rep: in tact

[wease]

Couldn't have been Dev cause he's banned... Tommy's not that crazy... Mickey's too proud... I'm gonna go Bammer

WTF is dev banned for this time?

[tree_]

Couldn't have been Dev cause he's banned... Tommy's not that crazy... Mickey's too proud... I'm gonna go Bammer

WTF is dev banned for this time?

he went on and on how the mods suck, publicly posted private PMs with a certain RMer's personal phone number, got real dramatic and blamed the same RMer for receiving pictures of dead bodies, (which the aforementioned RMer also claimed to have received)