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[B]

I am obsessed with this slide and this song.

[spike]

Tired of hearing about that slide.

[B]

Maybe you're just tired of life, Spike.

[spike]

Maybe.

[BurtReynolds]

[spike]

Tennessee: home of wease. Imagine if it’d been mayo.

[Jorge]

[Bi_3]

That's like an entire summer's worth stuff.

[BurtReynolds]

That's like an entire summer's worth stuff.

just a typical day in the life.

[Chris_H_2]

he consumes 17,547 calories and spends $3,453 a day.

[BurtReynolds]

That's a spoof video, but the "real" ones are pretty obnoxious.

[Jorge]

Yeah it's a parody. I guess it doesn't work if you haven't seen that video format, but it's still pretty funny that he goes to the Museum of Ice Cream three times in a single day

[dad]

i loved the marg towers and the bit at the end about "my wife and husband."

[B]

he consumes 17,547 calories and spends $3,453 a day.

He also woke up on 3 different Sundays.

[Bi_3]

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[spike]

[spike]

Boss in a beige crew neck sweater is too far.

Hopefully the sleeves are cut off or something.

[Chris_H_2]

How is he going to write the same song about a factory worker in Jersey down on his luck dressed like that?

[BurtReynolds]