The Cinematic Motion Picture News Thread

[Mickey]

The fact that they have Biden talking about cornpop--it's really incredible.

[epilogue]

A movie about Hunter Biden

Financed by Breitbart

Holy shit, really??!! Hahahahaha

[Stickman]

[JuanHamm]

I can't help but feel like if that movie was going to be any good it wouldn't be on the Roku channel.

I haven't watched any trailers so I have no idea really. It just seems off for a movie to come out on that platform.

[The Argonaut]

That's what they said to the Lumiere brothers and look at them now. They're friggin dead

[Jorge]

It looks really bad

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[epilogue]

It looks really bad

It looks exactly like his music: cute but obvious, and no way am I sticking around all the way to the end

I'm actually surprised by how much parody there is. That's probably a dumb thing to say but I thought it was gonna be more of a straight biopic with some weird jokes. But this is a full on send up of the genre. I like that about it. So I guess I'm more excited than I expected to be.

[Jorge]

A living god has taken to the skies

[VinylGuy]

He is the best

[Malloy]

is it shitty audio or is tom starting to develop an old-guy dentures lisp

[VinylGuy]

shitty audio?

the guy is literally talking on an airplane

[spike]

[Ello Sailor]

shitty audio?

the guy is literally talking on an airplane

[Stickman]

Brendan Fraser moved to tears during 6 minute standing ovation for The Whale

[spike]

are we sure his eyes aren't sweating?

[Stickman]

[Stickman]

After the death of his youngest brother following an alleged police altercation, Abdel is called back from the frontline to find his family torn apart. Caught between his younger brother Karim's desire for revenge and the criminal dealings of his older brother Mokta, he struggles to calm the rising tensions. As the situation escalates, their community ATHENA is transformed into a fortress under siege.

[Stickman]

Dr.Jones!

[blueviper]

That’s neat!

I wonder if we’ll get an Indiana Jones teaser soon