Thread for Spike to tell us about himself

[spike]

My RM glory days are long past, and I’m comfortable with my place in its history. I no longer have a need to win hearts, content to blend in with the general population. To put it in terms Burt might understand, I’m firmly in my late antiquity phase.

[spike]

But let's face it, Verb was doing all the heavy lifting there.

I bested verb early on, living rent free in his head for years. It explains his tactic of continually rekindling our feud, then accusing me of doing so when I’d gift him a response.

[JuanHamm]

Us OG RMers deserve more respect

[BurtReynolds]

But let's face it, Verb was doing all the heavy lifting there.

I bested verb early on, living rent free in his head for years. It explains his tactic of continually rekindling our feud, then accusing me of doing so when I’d gift him a response.

What was the origin of this feud? I never knew. Something about BMI?

[Ello Sailor]

Probably masks. They were both completely obsessed.

[spike]

But let's face it, Verb was doing all the heavy lifting there.

I bested verb early on, living rent free in his head for years. It explains his tactic of continually rekindling our feud, then accusing me of doing so when I’d gift him a response.

What was the origin of this feud? I never knew. Something about BMI?

I think just being a douche all over the board.

[Bammer]

And I've never been in the NBA thread just because verb posts there a lot.

That’ll show him! Stay strong, bro.

I just meant I don't want to deal with him or read his posts. It has nothing to do with besting him in any way, silly billy.

Now that he's gone maybe I'll swing by from time to time, actually.

Besting?

This is about living in an echo chamber.

[Bammer]

Spike is a top tier PJ punner.

[Bammer]

Punster?

How do you say it

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Lenny I invited you out to lunch and you bailed, dinknose

I also invited Lenny to join me for lunch in downtown Huntsville and he told me a f*ck off.

You did not.

[The Argonaut]

Who the hell does Burt think he is?

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Who the hell does Burt think he is?

Writer, artist, visionary, lover, friend.

[Mickey]

Lenny I invited you out to lunch and you bailed, dinknose

I also invited Lenny to join me for lunch in downtown Huntsville and he told me a f*ck off.

You did not.

I absolutely did, I ate pimento cheese alone in some place called The Martin

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Lenny I invited you out to lunch and you bailed, dinknose

I also invited Lenny to join me for lunch in downtown Huntsville and he told me a f*ck off.

You did not.

I absolutely did, I ate pimento cheese alone in some place called The Martin

You sent me a pic of you next to a sign displaying that you were in Huntsville and talked about eating the sandwich, but no invitations.

[The Argonaut]

this is awkward

[JuanHamm]

Lenny I invited you out to lunch and you bailed, dinknose

I also invited Lenny to join me for lunch in downtown Huntsville and he told me a f*ck off.

You did not.

I absolutely did, I ate pimento cheese alone in some place called The Martin

You sent me a pic of you next to a sign displaying that you were in Huntsville and talked about eating the sandwich, but no invitations.

Thank goodness. You would have ended up in a bathtub full of ice and short a few organs.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

this is awkward

I don't care that he didn't, but I will not stand by and let him deceive RM.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Lenny I invited you out to lunch and you bailed, dinknose

I also invited Lenny to join me for lunch in downtown Huntsville and he told me a f*ck off.

You did not.

I absolutely did, I ate pimento cheese alone in some place called The Martin

You sent me a pic of you next to a sign displaying that you were in Huntsville and talked about eating the sandwich, but no invitations.

Thank goodness. You would have ended up in a bathtub full of ice and short a few organs.

That sounds more erotic than you realize.

[spike]

Who the hell does Burt think he is?

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Spike coming in blazing.