Thread for Spike to tell us about himself

[JuanHamm]

Spike 1 - Burt 0

[Mickey]

Lenny I invited you out to lunch and you bailed, dinknose

I also invited Lenny to join me for lunch in downtown Huntsville and he told me a f*ck off.

You did not.

I absolutely did, I ate pimento cheese alone in some place called The Martin

You sent me a pic of you next to a sign displaying that you were in Huntsville and talked about eating the sandwich, but no invitations.

I texted you something to the effect of "Come to the Huntsville municipal parking garage in the next two hours if you want an ass kicking and/or sandwich." Clear as day.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Lenny I invited you out to lunch and you bailed, dinknose

I also invited Lenny to join me for lunch in downtown Huntsville and he told me a f*ck off.

You did not.

I absolutely did, I ate pimento cheese alone in some place called The Martin

You sent me a pic of you next to a sign displaying that you were in Huntsville and talked about eating the sandwich, but no invitations.

I texted you something to the effect of "Come to the Huntsville municipal parking garage in the next two hours if you want an ass kicking and/or sandwich." Clear as day.

I looked it up and there was no invitation for a sandwich, though you did tell me about eating one 10 minutes after your a**-kicking invitation. Also, I admire your memory.

[Mickey]

Lenny I invited you out to lunch and you bailed, dinknose

I also invited Lenny to join me for lunch in downtown Huntsville and he told me a f*ck off.

You did not.

I absolutely did, I ate pimento cheese alone in some place called The Martin

You sent me a pic of you next to a sign displaying that you were in Huntsville and talked about eating the sandwich, but no invitations.

I texted you something to the effect of "Come to the Huntsville municipal parking garage in the next two hours if you want an ass kicking and/or sandwich." Clear as day.

I looked it up and there was no invitation for a sandwich, though you did tell me about eating one 10 minutes after your a**-kicking invitation. Also, I admire your memory.

Thanks, it's a perpetual nightmare.

[BurtReynolds]

Spike 1 - Burt 0

Once again he posts nothing, and you all adore him for it!

[Ello Sailor]

Woohoo, go Spike! Post nothing! Get his ass!

[spike]

Spike 1 - Burt 0

Once again he posts nothing, and you all adore him for it!

we're here for laughs, not manifestoes.

[washing machine]

Spike's just doing his thing. Cool enough guy. I feel like he shares a fair amount of himself on the board.

[doug rr]

he has a second home and a pontoon and smokes meat..he a-ok in my book

[washing machine]

Will those of us with only a first home ever endear ourselves to the rrs of the world?

[dad]

Will those of us with only a first home ever endear ourselves to the rrs of the world?

do you read the newspaper or collect and open sportsball trading cards?

[washing machine]

As a matter of fact I do.

[doug rr]

i only have 1 house

[washing machine]

Good man.

[Sgt. Crackpot]

Yeah, but he has 4 mansions, 6 condos and a shack in Alaska

[washing machine]

Do we know spike's donut order? Trag probably does.

[BurtReynolds]

Spike's just doing his thing. Cool enough guy. I feel like he shares a fair amount of himself on the board.

oh give me a fucking break!

[dad]

how will burt ever recover from this?

[spike]

*flicks burt off like a flea*

[Chris_H_2]

*flicks burt off like a flea*

how many fleas have you flicked in your lifetime?