96up is no Balki

[spike]

Shitposting can’t be total shit.

[dad]

wow.

[Bammer]

96up is no Balki *Dev

[dad]

creativity needs an outlet.

let sleeping dogs lie.

in this case, let the dog bark. it's what dogs do.

[JuanHamm]

That's a pretty insulting comparison, dad. I expect better from you.

[Bammer]

Let the oat meal.

[dad]

That's a pretty insulting comparison, dad. I expect better from you.

lower your expectations with me and you'll never be let down.





























































i mean really low.

[Jorge]

He's better than Balki

Balki is in the bottom 5 all-time posters, just astoundingly unfunny shit from the "LOL le rAnDoM epic bacon" era of the internet

[spike]

He's better than Balki

Balki is in the bottom 5 all-time posters, just astoundingly unfunny shit from the "LOL le rAnDoM epic bacon" era of the internet

is this personal?

[Ello Sailor]

Sounds personal.

[Jorge]

All posting is personal

[dad]

all personnel are posting.

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[Ello Sailor]

[wease]

He's better than Balki

Balki is in the bottom 5 all-time posters, just astoundingly unfunny shit from the "LOL le rAnDoM epic bacon" era of the internet

This is true

[96583UP]

thank you for your support

I realize my posting is not where it once was

the spirit is rekindling, after a year in isolation addicted to cryptocurrency trading

as the posting machinery fires back up there will be fits and starts

we are in need of more themes to support the narrative

for that we need more posting on RM

in the meantime we will work with what we’ve got

Sincerely,
Steve Albini

[Chris_H_2]

flagpolers are sitta’ing

[spike]

thank you for your support

I realize my posting is not where it once was

the spirit is rekindling, after a year in isolation addicted to cryptocurrency trading

as the posting machinery fires back up there will be fits and starts

we are in need of more themes to support the narrative

for that we need more posting on RM

in the meantime we will work with what we’ve got

Sincerely,
Steve Albini

Might be time to trim the setlists down to 22 songs. Maybe the first few on stools.

[96583UP]

OK Boomer

[96583UP]

wow it's been 10 months since the Albini theme? jfc time flies