Is Queen Elizabeth II Still Alive?

[Ello Sailor]

+ ur white

[Norah]

mickey gets it

[doug rr]

She had something like 30 corgis in her time. I don't care what anyone says, that sounds like a pretty sweet life.

remember that time some crazy performance artist guy was protesting her and ate a corgi outside the gates? fun times..

[JuanHamm]

I am extremely distraught at the news that this million year old woman who has lived a life of untold luxury might be reaching the end of her days due to natural causes. A tragedy

For me it's sad because she's been queen since my parents were born. She's been a part of my families whole life.

I also think you overstate the life of luxury. I certainly would not want to be a monarch. No privacy, everybody in the world recognizes you so you couldn't really go out in the public at all, lots of boring ceremonial duties. In a way the queen is a prisoner of the state.

Simple brain. Boo hoo I can't go outdoors, it's so hard never having to labor a day in my life because of the fake job I was born into and can never lose. Next week I have to wear the royal blood diamonds to the Exterminate the Brutes jubilee.

Also there was a whole thing a few years back about how unspeakably racist the royal family is.

Classic "no empathy" Mickey.

[Norah]

just wait til kissinger croaks

[Ello Sailor]

I think the point is Mickey has more empathy for the people we colonials bent over along the way.

[Mickey]

I am extremely distraught at the news that this million year old woman who has lived a life of untold luxury might be reaching the end of her days due to natural causes. A tragedy

For me it's sad because she's been queen since my parents were born. She's been a part of my families whole life.

I also think you overstate the life of luxury. I certainly would not want to be a monarch. No privacy, everybody in the world recognizes you so you couldn't really go out in the public at all, lots of boring ceremonial duties. In a way the queen is a prisoner of the state.

Simple brain. Boo hoo I can't go outdoors, it's so hard never having to labor a day in my life because of the fake job I was born into and can never lose. Next week I have to wear the royal blood diamonds to the Exterminate the Brutes jubilee.

Also there was a whole thing a few years back about how unspeakably racist the royal family is.

Classic "no empathy" Mickey.

No empathy for vampires, correct.

[Malloy]

Please let's not turn this thread into a space to post all the weird memorials that brands are posting for the Queen.

this would be in the realm of best-case outcomes for the thread

[Mickey]

just wait til kissinger croaks

It might be kinda sad, actually. He's been a war criminal since my parents were born. He's been a part of my families whole life.

[Mickey]

Please let's not turn this thread into a space to post all the weird memorials that brands are posting for the Queen.

this would be in the realm of best-case outcomes for the thread

This was the first one I saw:

[Malloy]

just wait til kissinger croaks

It might be kinda sad, actually. He's been a war criminal since my parents were born. He's been a part of my families whole life.

we will need a ‘us citizens only’ thread option for that somber day

[Norah]

just wait til kissinger croaks

It might be kinda sad, actually. He's been a war criminal since my parents were born. He's been a part of my families whole life.

we will need a ‘us citizens only’ thread option for that somber day

germans too, but i guess this could apply to the royal family as well

[The Argonaut]

I've had my eye on the @CocaCola_GB twitter all afternoon. So far, nothing

[Malloy]

just wait til kissinger croaks

It might be kinda sad, actually. He's been a war criminal since my parents were born. He's been a part of my families whole life.

we will need a ‘us citizens only’ thread option for that somber day

germans too, but i guess this could apply to the royal family as well

chef's kiss, pete

[Norah]

thank you, thank you

[BurtReynolds]

I bet half of you can't even name the Queen of America.

[JuanHamm]

Seems weird to attach all of this hate to one old lady whose job was dressing fancy and showing up at formal events.

I'm going to abandon this thread now because it's not really my place to be the stand in for this weird anger. You guys have fun.

RIP

[Jorge]

I bet half of you can't even name the Queen of America.

Brittany Spears

[Ello Sailor]

I thought it was Honey Boo Boo.

[Norah]