The Worst Pearl Jam Fans You Know

[bodysnatcher]

i'd name a dog Perro Farrell

[blueviper]

the ones buying funko pops

[epilogue]

These people:

the ones buying funko pops

[tragabigzanda]

pearl jam sucks now

[dad]

marker in the sand

[washing machine]

can't be neutral on a moving train

[E.H. Ruddock]

the in between is mine

[Bammer]

So I’m on a walk through the neighborhood with my kids today and I notice the following doormat on this guy’s front porch:

If you’re pizza delivery
or Eddie Vedder
I’M HOME

I heard the guy calling his dog today. The fucking dog is named Riot.

Just got back from a run through the neighborhood.

Now this fucking guy has a custom(?) flag flying from his flagpole. The flag is the fucking Ten album cover. I am not joking.

Now he’s flying a Modest Mouse flag

This hack “fan” didn’t even put his homemade Ten flag back up for the 30th anniversary

[Bammer]

So I’m on a walk through the neighborhood with my kids today and I notice the following doormat on this guy’s front porch:

If you’re pizza delivery
or Eddie Vedder
I’M HOME

I heard the guy calling his dog today. The fucking dog is named Riot.

Just got back from a run through the neighborhood.

Now this fucking guy has a custom(?) flag flying from his flagpole. The flag is the fucking Ten album cover. I am not joking.

Now he’s flying a Modest Mouse flag

This hack “fan” didn’t even put his homemade Ten flag back up for the 30th anniversary

I met him for the first time today. He was out in the driveway, I said I walk by a lot and admire his PJ flags and I am also a big fan.

Within the first 10 seconds of conversation he told me he is “obsessed” (true) and the number of shows he has attended.

Fewer than I would have expected but I’ll assume he’s a longtime West Coast guy and we just don’t get as many in our footprint.

Post your guesses here.

[Monkey_Driven]

17

[Bammer]

Way off

[lecherouslittlestump]

So I’m on a walk through the neighborhood with my kids today and I notice the following doormat on this guy’s front porch:

If you’re pizza delivery
or Eddie Vedder
I’M HOME

I heard the guy calling his dog today. The fucking dog is named Riot.

Just got back from a run through the neighborhood.

Now this fucking guy has a custom(?) flag flying from his flagpole. The flag is the fucking Ten album cover. I am not joking.

Now he’s flying a Modest Mouse flag

This hack “fan” didn’t even put his homemade Ten flag back up for the 30th anniversary

I met him for the first time today. He was out in the driveway, I said I walk by a lot and admire his PJ flags and I am also a big fan.

Within the first 10 seconds of conversation he told me he is “obsessed” (true) and the number of shows he has attended.

Fewer than I would have expected but I’ll assume he’s a longtime West Coast guy and we just don’t get as many in our footprint.

Post your guesses here.

It's me douchebag. Weird of you to post about me on the internet - obsessed much? I won't apologize for displaying my love of the Jamily.

Oh by the way, stop hanging around the school and trying to talk to the kids. Next time I see you there I'm calling the cops.

[emanon]

Post your guesses here.

Four.

[VinylGuy]

four shows? haha what a loser

[Bammer]

Post your guesses here.

Four.

Getting colder.

(I would have expected 100 from this guy for sure.)

[Monkey_Driven]

25

[dad]

37.5

[JuanHamm]

All of them

[Bammer]

The answer is 41

[Bi_3]

The answer is 41

Suggest maybe less money on merch and more on travel/tickets.