Think of a nickname

[daft twat]

I went to school with a kid who had a glass eye and we called him Cookie because his eyes were always pointing in different direction like the Cookie Monster.

[doug rr]

is he still alive?

[daft twat]

One of my friends in high school had unusually large nipples. Not like the areola part. The tip part was fat. Everyone called him Tit.

[doug rr]

is he still alive?

[daft twat]

is he still alive?

Haven’t kept in touch, but I wouldn’t be surprised if he got hit by a car because he forgot to look both ways.

[daft twat]

is he still alive?

Haven’t kept in touch, but he is.

[bodysnatcher]

One time in 7th grade I had a baseball game midday, then immediately went to the school for my team’s football game. My teammates called me Prime Time. Except I went 0-4 in the baseball game and road the bench for the whole football game.

[tree_]

Little Ricky

A man who’s 6’3” and 270 pounds, who’s known as Rick in his social circle, but works at his father’s construction company around a bunch of older men who have known him since he was a child.

Something tells me this is a real person

[doug rr]

One time in 7th grade I had a baseball game midday, then immediately went to the school for my team’s football game. My teammates called me Prime Time. Except I went 0-4 in the baseball game and road the bench for the whole football game.

why was baseball and football played in the same season? did 7th grade curve balls throw you off?

[bodysnatcher]

One time in 7th grade I had a baseball game midday, then immediately went to the school for my team’s football game. My teammates called me Prime Time. Except I went 0-4 in the baseball game and road the bench for the whole football game.

why was baseball and football played in the same season? did 7th grade curve balls throw you off?

It was august, our football games always started the first week or two of school, but i don’t recall why baseball was being played that late.

[BurtReynolds]

daft twat

[doug rr]

One time in 7th grade I had a baseball game midday, then immediately went to the school for my team’s football game. My teammates called me Prime Time. Except I went 0-4 in the baseball game and road the bench for the whole football game.

why was baseball and football played in the same season? did 7th grade curve balls throw you off?

It was august, our football games always started the first week or two of school, but i don’t recall why baseball was being played that late.

and the curveball question?

[bodysnatcher]

One time in 7th grade I had a baseball game midday, then immediately went to the school for my team’s football game. My teammates called me Prime Time. Except I went 0-4 in the baseball game and road the bench for the whole football game.

why was baseball and football played in the same season? did 7th grade curve balls throw you off?

It was august, our football games always started the first week or two of school, but i don’t recall why baseball was being played that late.

and the curveball question?

kids tried but weren't supposed to. pretty sure the hit-by-pitch percentage that year is what made me quit after that season

[daft twat]

daft twat

What?

[Ello Sailor]

Shartholomew

Terrible diet. Never trusts a fart.