What movies are you watching?

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You are going to a Q&A?

Grab the mic and ask him why the fuck does he hates making movies so much
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He makes a really weird and IMO fucked up choice here that I really would like to ask him about. We'll see
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Jorge wrote:Clerks 3 is worse than bad. It is fucking vile. I don't know what's wrong with Kevin Smith's brain that he felt this was an acceptable product to put out. Tossed together haphazardly, amateurish beyond belief (even more so than the first one, at least in writing), CHEAP and ridiculously saccharine in its emotional beats, no rhyme or reason to it. Treacly, in a very cynical way. Just trash, his worst film yet. And I am watching it again in St Louis because my friend bought tickets to his screening/Q&A roadshow.

Also, "Just Breathe" is in this, and the transition from the scene before it is ROUGH.
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He's fucking crazy.
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The ending is truly one of the weirdest things I've ever seen. It only gets weirder the more I think about it
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how does it end

i dont give a fuck about that movie anyway
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Yeah, just tell us. No one is going to watch it, but I am curious
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Just look at the Wikipedia plot synopsis
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Jorge wrote:Just look at the Wikipedia plot synopsis
I did. It doesn't make sense
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Lots of positive reviews on imdb. I want to see it. I lile several of his movies, especially Clerks and Chasing Amy.
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After reading Jorge's review I had to see it myself. I'm too tired to get up and leave.
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Was the satanist guy in the second movie? I have no memory of this person.
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Eh I thought it was ok. Not his worst movie. Kinda cute. Not good by any means, but better than that second piece of shit.


Rosario Dawson is so out of place in these movies. Why is there a movie star in clerks movies?

Lol the Just Breathe bit...

4 stars out of 10.
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Not gonna lie, I was choking up a bit watching all those old actors replay the first movie.
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hahaha
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:hahaha
Don't laugh at me Lenny I'm very sensitive.
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BurtReynolds wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:hahaha
Don't laugh at me Lenny I'm very sensitive.
You're the human Kevin Smith.
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I don't really know what that means.
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I have been mistaken for him a couple of times. Not as much as I've been mistaken for Jack Black, but a couple of times.
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The first ten minutes was depressingly bad. Reminded me of RM arts and entertainment. It got better, though.
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