Simple Torture: A Seattle Mariners Thread

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Simple Torture wrote:
Bammer wrote:I’m sitting out here on the back patio with the dog watching the m’s
Imagine just casually admitting to animal abuse like this.
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Simple Torture wrote:
Bammer wrote:I’m sitting out here on the back patio with the dog watching the m’s
Imagine just casually admitting to animal abuse like this.
This thread is revealing Bammer as the monster he is in more ways than one.
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holy shit bammer
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bodysnatcher wrote:holy shit bammer
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I would like to congratulate the Mariners on breaking their 2-decade-long playoff drought.

This post is not an attempt to jinx them.
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I'll win a not insignificant parlay bet if the Mariners can win tonight
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Mickey wrote:I'll win a not insignificant parlay bet if the Mariners can win tonight
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since posting that pic of the Edgar Martinez card, i've been thinking about other Mariners, like Griffey Jr., of course.

one of the all-time sweetest swings in baseball.
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Bros, I am conflicted. Pretty sure I want the #6 seed. Not the 5 or 4.
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Number six seed is clearly ideal if you can swing it.
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I bought playoff tickets yesterday :shock:
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Bammer is getting worried.
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The Rays are falling apart too but are the Orioles or White Sox going to catch them? Doubtful. Enjoy the first round bounce.
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It’s the first round bounce I am prepared for.

It’s all the “thanks for a great season” messaging that I’m not looking forward to.
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Thoughts and prayers to everyone else in mourning today.
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Already waiting to replicate this feeling again when I am 63 years old
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I love this thread so much.
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Mickey wrote:The Rays are falling apart too but are the Orioles or White Sox going to catch them? Doubtful. Enjoy the first round bounce.
I honestly hope we lose the next 5 games and get the #6.
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I've got a bad feeling about this Astros/M's matchup after heckling bammer these last few years. Is Scott Servais's squad the team of destiny in 2022?
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