Ron DeSantis is only 5'9" 154 lbs

Post by **96583UP** » Fri September 23, 2022 12:47 am

discuss

Post by **96583UP** » Fri September 23, 2022 12:48 am

Joe Biden is 6'0"

BurtReynolds · Post by **BurtReynolds** » Fri September 23, 2022 12:50 am

Trump's gonna call him tiny.

Post by **96583UP** » Fri September 23, 2022 12:56 am

Kamala Harris is only 5'2". Also has no chance

Post by B » Fri September 23, 2022 1:03 am

BurtReynolds wrote:Trump's gonna call him tiny.

simple schoolboy · Fri September 23, 2022 5:03 am

Sounds like a healthy BMI. What a fatphobic asshole.

Post by **Bammer** » Fri September 23, 2022 5:41 am

144 lbs if you take away his balls

elliseamos · Post by **elliseamos** » Fri September 23, 2022 10:57 am

I like the pun of option #4 in the poll.

spike · Post by **spike** » Fri September 23, 2022 1:13 pm

overcompensating

lennytheweedwhacker · Fri September 23, 2022 3:01 pm

Guys - I'm 5'9 and 145 pounds. Does this make me a worse poster?

rick malone · Post by **rick malone** » Fri September 23, 2022 4:00 pm

He will be Trump's vp.

BurtReynolds · Post by **BurtReynolds** » Fri September 23, 2022 5:34 pm

VP would be a massive demotion. No way he does that.

Chris_H_2 · Post by **Chris_H_2** » Fri September 23, 2022 6:10 pm

https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live ... er/2859799

Rob · Post by **Rob** » Fri September 23, 2022 11:23 pm

I’m only 5’ 6” and have come to the conclusion that (somehow) taller dudes are just as insecure. Believe me, it ain’t easy being a really short guy like me, but you taller guys always make it clear (through faux confidence) that you’re superior… and I get it. It’s one thing you’ve got over us short peeps. But yo, pull your pants up and show some self esteem.

Edit - I forgot to include quotes to this argument, but just scroll up.

Post by **Jorge** » Sat September 24, 2022 12:15 am

Rob wrote:I’m only 5’ 6” and have come to the conclusion that (somehow) taller dudes are just as insecure. Believe me, it ain’t easy being a really short guy like me, but you taller guys always make it clear (through faux confidence) that you’re superior… and I get it. It’s one thing you’ve got over us short peeps. But yo, pull your pants up and show some self esteem.

Edit - I forgot to include quotes to this argument, but just scroll up.

Even though it's something I have in the past gleefully participated in, these days picking on short guys just seems cheap to me. If you're gonna make fun, make fun of shit the person can control, like their character or their bad posts or their stupid shoes or how dumb their hair looks. Genetics though?! What's the fun in that? Even attacking someone for their weight (while still being an asshole move) has more validity than attacking their height.

Post by **96583UP** » Sat September 24, 2022 12:31 am

Chris_H_2 wrote:https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/bush-political-ad-hes-taller/2859799

Post by **96583UP** » Sat September 24, 2022 12:32 am

Jorge wrote:
Rob wrote:I’m only 5’ 6” and have come to the conclusion that (somehow) taller dudes are just as insecure. Believe me, it ain’t easy being a really short guy like me, but you taller guys always make it clear (through faux confidence) that you’re superior… and I get it. It’s one thing you’ve got over us short peeps. But yo, pull your pants up and show some self esteem.

Edit - I forgot to include quotes to this argument, but just scroll up.
Even though it's something I have in the past gleefully participated in, these days picking on short guys just seems cheap to me. If you're gonna make fun, make fun of shit the person can control, like their character or their bad posts or their stupid shoes or how dumb their hair looks. Genetics though?! What's the fun in that? Even attacking someone for their weight (while still being an asshole move) has more validity than attacking their height.

i definitely only want to insult ron desantis for being shorter than an able-bodied person

BurtReynolds · Post by **BurtReynolds** » Sat September 24, 2022 12:38 am

Not all short men are evil, but all evil men are short.

Post by **96583UP** » Sat September 24, 2022 12:55 am

Hitler was 5'9"

that means DeSantis has a chance

but he is going to have to lift his game

significantly

like to a 'disrupting the post WWII order' level

like 'I'm gonna go invade Canada and finish what the war of 1812 couldn't' and that's just warming up

Post by **The Argonaut** » Sat September 24, 2022 1:12 am

Jorge wrote:
Rob wrote:I’m only 5’ 6” and have come to the conclusion that (somehow) taller dudes are just as insecure. Believe me, it ain’t easy being a really short guy like me, but you taller guys always make it clear (through faux confidence) that you’re superior… and I get it. It’s one thing you’ve got over us short peeps. But yo, pull your pants up and show some self esteem.

Edit - I forgot to include quotes to this argument, but just scroll up.
Even though it's something I have in the past gleefully participated in, these days picking on short guys just seems cheap to me. If you're gonna make fun, make fun of shit the person can control, like their character or their bad posts or their stupid shoes or how dumb their hair looks. Genetics though?! What's the fun in that? Even attacking someone for their weight (while still being an asshole move) has more validity than attacking their height.

you jerk, that's all shit you've made fun of me for

Red Mosquito