First World Problems

[tree_]

Wish I didn’t have to drive to work

[dad]

wish i didn't have to constantly fart around with the hbomax login.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Wish I wasn’t so lonely.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Wish I wasn’t so lonely.

Wait that’s a second world problem.

[Bammer]

Jesus, you guys.

September 26,2022: Steal an old Bammer thread and pass it off as your own Day.

[Ello Sailor]

YouTube ads. Fuck 'em.

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[Bammer]

Jesus, you guys.

September 26,2022: Steal an old Bammer thread and pass it off as your own Day.

In their defense the original thread was just a Louis CK bit

Never heard of her

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I just needed the smallest amount of physical contact with women. They can be married it’s okay.

[Mickey]

The imminent collapse of the global economy.

[B]

"I wish people did steal my ideas from a deleted message board."

[tree_]

Ha ha and it’s not like you invented the concept of first world problems talk

[simple schoolboy]

I am late to this, sorry if you've already seen it.

[Chris_H_2]

I am late to this, sorry if you've already seen it.

[Bammer]

I am late to this, sorry if you've already seen it.

Lol that’s amazing.

Jen is getting reamed alright.

[Ello Sailor]

Way to make it weird, Bam.

[B]

I am late to this, sorry if you've already seen it.

5 stars

[wease]

I am late to this, sorry if you've already seen it.

This was magnificent.

[BurtReynolds]

Why the fuck do I have to ask the guy at 7/11 to give me a bag? Just bag up my stuff! I shouldn't have to ask! I thought this was America

[Chris_H_2]

Why the fuck do I have to ask the guy at 7/11 to give me a bag? Just bag up my stuff! I shouldn't have to ask! I thought this was America

how much crap are you buying at a 7-11 where you need a bag?