I hope no one lox this thread - A bagel thread

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bodysnatcher wrote:A waste of good sandwich potential
Wtf does this mean? Bagel sandwich?
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the dopey antics of the bammer account are really grating at this stage
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That’s an antic free post. I honestly don’t catch snatch’s drift.
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Bammer wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:A waste of good sandwich potential
Wtf does this mean? Bagel sandwich?
Instead of making sandwich bread, some dingus decided use the materials to make bagels
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bodysnatcher wrote:
Bammer wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:A waste of good sandwich potential
Wtf does this mean? Bagel sandwich?
Instead of making sandwich bread, some dingus decided use the materials to make bagels
Meh
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Bammer wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:
Bammer wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:A waste of good sandwich potential
Wtf does this mean? Bagel sandwich?
Instead of making sandwich bread, some dingus decided use the materials to make bagels
Meh
This perfectly encapsulates how my jokes typically go over in person and probably why I never get invited to parties
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DOUG HAVE YOU HAD A MONTREAL STYLE BAGEL YET GODDAMMIT
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wOw.
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I searched Montreal bagel and this popped up

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spike wrote:DOUG HAVE YOU HAD A MONTREAL STYLE BAGEL YET GODDAMMIT
a small bag of them from st viateur bagel...my wife orders them from california via goldbelly every now and then
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bodysnatcher wrote:I searched Montreal bagel and this popped up

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french canadians serving up half-eaten bagels.

what a bunch of monsters.
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dad wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:I searched Montreal bagel and this popped up

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french canadians serving up half-eaten bagels.

what a bunch of monsters.
and it looks like an albino turd
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It also looks like a bratwurst, which are delicious.
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it also look like a statue's broken ding dong
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Let’s take an entire loaf of white bread, squish it down ad far as you can, form a ring, cut it in half, and then slather cream cheese on it.

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never felt so close to Chris as right now
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What else do you guys loathe about Jewish culture?
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one time I ate a bagel and became gluten intolerant for 72 hours
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bodysnatcher wrote:one time I ate a bagel and became gluten intolerant for 72 hours
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