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spike wrote:
Bammer wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:Housing prices. What the hell is going on?
Supply n demand baller
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You know what pisses me off? When you go to a hotel and they think you're some kind of sucker so they stick you in a room with an AC that's permanently set on 99 degrees.

But you know your shit, and you know how they try to fuck you. So you bitch to the front desk to change rooms and...hey! What do you know! A room with a functioning air conditioner just happens to be available! Well I'll be goddamned!

So now I'm in the freezing ice box that I so clearly deserve. But I shouldn't have to constantly jump through their hoops to get it! Don't make me complain to the help!
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BurtReynolds wrote:
spike wrote:
Bammer wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:Housing prices. What the hell is going on?
Supply n demand baller
It’s always adorable when Burt encounters actual reality.
You've never experienced life outside of a gated community.
I got mortgages just like you!
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BurtReynolds wrote:You know what pisses me off? When you go to a hotel and they think you're some kind of sucker so they stick you in a room with an AC that's permanently set on 99 degrees.

But you know your shit, and you know how they try to fuck you. So you bitch to the front desk to change rooms and...hey! What do you know! A room with a functioning air conditioner just happens to be available! Well I'll be goddamned!

So now I'm in the freezing ice box that I so clearly deserve. But I shouldn't have to constantly jump through their hoops to get it! Don't make me complain to the help!
I have never experienced this.
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Yeah me neither
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That's because you both probably stay at super fancy hotels.
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These tricks used to work but I think they've adapted.

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How many times has Burt had bed bugs?
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BurtReynolds wrote:That's because you both probably stay at super fancy hotels.
Only the very best (Courtyard by Marriott)
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I'm at a La Quinta.
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BurtReynolds wrote:I'm at a La Quinta.
What city?
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Jorge wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:That's because you both probably stay at super fancy hotels.
Only the very best (Courtyard by Marriott)
Hell yeah
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Jorge wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:That's because you both probably stay at super fancy hotels.
Only the very best (Courtyard by Marriott)
Hell yeah
It's the Burlington Coat Factory of hotels
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Burt vs hotel industry, 2022
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has jorge ever stayed in a motel
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tree_ wrote:has jorge ever stayed in a motel
Probably one of those renovated, really chic retro motels in California where celebs stay so they can feel like part of the salt of the earth, but it still costs $750/night and is very secluded.
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has jorge ever stayed in a burlington coat factory?
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tree_ wrote:has jorge ever stayed in a motel
Yes
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Jorge wrote:
tree_ wrote:has jorge ever stayed in a motel
Yes
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