Do you own a printer in your home? (And may I use it?)

LetMeSleep · Post by **LetMeSleep** » Tue October 04, 2022 1:08 am

I just sold a printer on marketplace. Well not exactly sold as the fucker didn't leave any cash.

Malloy · Post by **Malloy** » Tue October 04, 2022 1:09 am

come tomorrow i'll have two printers in my home, plus pastrami

Post by **Mickey** » Tue October 04, 2022 2:41 am

I can't imagine not owning a printer.

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Tue October 04, 2022 2:46 am

I own a Gutenberg press

Post by **Jorge** » Tue October 04, 2022 3:19 pm

bodysnatcher wrote:I own a Gutenberg press

May I use it?

wease · Post by **wease** » Tue October 04, 2022 3:26 pm

We have one but it doesn’t work.

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Tue October 04, 2022 3:36 pm

Jorge wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:I own a Gutenberg press
May I use it?

No

knee tunes · Post by **knee tunes** » Tue October 04, 2022 5:21 pm

Jorge wrote:Do you have a printer? I feel like almost nobody I know has a printer in their home.

Also, if you answered yes, may I use this printer? I need to print some documents

Yes. I'll PM you an email address. If you email a pdf attachment to this email address, it'll come out of my printer. You have to notify me first so that I can turn the printer on.

wease · Post by **wease** » Tue October 04, 2022 5:34 pm

spike wrote:
doug rr wrote:
spike wrote:Jorge, I’m making pastrami tomorrow. Would you like me to set some next to your printouts?
you can't make good pastrami in one day..get ahold of yourself, spike...you need a few days
My corned beef has been soaking in water since this morning to desalinate. I’ll pat it down and season it in the morning, then in the egg it goes.

I did it last year, turned out great:

Motherfucker. That looks glorious.

Post by **The Argonaut** » Tue October 04, 2022 5:56 pm

knee tunes wrote:
Jorge wrote:Do you have a printer? I feel like almost nobody I know has a printer in their home.

Also, if you answered yes, may I use this printer? I need to print some documents

Yes. I'll PM you an email address. If you email a pdf attachment to this email address, it'll come out of my printer. You have to notify me first so that I can turn the printer on.

cc me on this, please. I want that email address, too

Norah · Post by **Norah** » Tue October 04, 2022 8:41 pm

The Argonaut wrote:
knee tunes wrote:
Jorge wrote:Do you have a printer? I feel like almost nobody I know has a printer in their home.

Also, if you answered yes, may I use this printer? I need to print some documents

Yes. I'll PM you an email address. If you email a pdf attachment to this email address, it'll come out of my printer. You have to notify me first so that I can turn the printer on.
cc me on this, please. I want that email address, too

me too

knee tunes · Post by **knee tunes** » Tue October 04, 2022 11:44 pm

No dicks please

PMs sent

washing machine · Wed October 05, 2022 12:34 am

I own a printer but absolutely you can never use it.

Post by **Jorge** » Wed October 05, 2022 2:56 am

washing machine wrote:I own a printer but absolutely you can never use it.

Why not?

knee tunes · Post by **knee tunes** » Wed October 05, 2022 3:36 am

Cause you're gonna sit on it and copy your ASS. Tell him washing machine.

Higgs · Post by **Higgs** » Wed October 05, 2022 4:51 am

I am ridiculously over-stocked in this regard. We have a home office with a wifi network colour laser Brother printer in it. That replaced our old office Canon wifi network colour laser printer that is a huge bastard and currently sits, uselessly, in our spare room. I tried to give it away on our local "free or swap" facebook page, but no one wanted it. Sitting here at my office I have an old Canon black and white laser printer beside me - this cops heaps of use as I often print reports from it and as it is beside me I don't have to get my lazy arse off the chair to retrieve the document. If I do need colour printing though I look across at my bigger Brother network colour printer that is just itching to go.

When I travel to Broome to visit clients I stay at my MiL's house up there, usually Han Solo as she is only there for the winters. I have a twin to my old Canon B&W laser printer there as well as a colour laser printer taking up space in her spare room.

Fuck me do I have a lot of printers.

knee tunes · Post by **knee tunes** » Wed October 05, 2022 5:56 am

Higgs wrote:I am ridiculously over-stocked in this regard. We have a home office with a wifi network colour laser Brother printer in it. That replaced our old office Canon wifi network colour laser printer that is a huge bastard and currently sits, uselessly, in our spare room. I tried to give it away on our local "free or swap" facebook page, but no one wanted it. Sitting here at my office I have an old Canon black and white laser printer beside me - this cops heaps of use as I often print reports from it and as it is beside me I don't have to get my lazy arse off the chair to retrieve the document. If I do need colour printing though I look across at my bigger Brother network colour printer that is just itching to go.

When I travel to Broome to visit clients I stay at my MiL's house up there, usually Han Solo as she is only there for the winters. I have a twin to my old Canon B&W laser printer there as well as a colour laser printer taking up space in her spare room.

Fuck me do I have a lot of printers.

Can Jorge use them?

Higgs · Post by **Higgs** » Wed October 05, 2022 7:43 am

knee tunes wrote:
Higgs wrote:I am ridiculously over-stocked in this regard. We have a home office with a wifi network colour laser Brother printer in it. That replaced our old office Canon wifi network colour laser printer that is a huge bastard and currently sits, uselessly, in our spare room. I tried to give it away on our local "free or swap" facebook page, but no one wanted it. Sitting here at my office I have an old Canon black and white laser printer beside me - this cops heaps of use as I often print reports from it and as it is beside me I don't have to get my lazy arse off the chair to retrieve the document. If I do need colour printing though I look across at my bigger Brother network colour printer that is just itching to go.

When I travel to Broome to visit clients I stay at my MiL's house up there, usually Han Solo as she is only there for the winters. I have a twin to my old Canon B&W laser printer there as well as a colour laser printer taking up space in her spare room.

Fuck me do I have a lot of printers.
Can Jorge use them?

He can bloody well HAVE the big arse canon thing in my spare room! He'll just have to pay for freight to get it wherever he is. I even have 2 of the 4 toner cartridges spare that I'll send with it. Those things are worth about $125 each btw...

knee tunes · Post by **knee tunes** » Wed October 05, 2022 11:18 am

Higgs wrote:
knee tunes wrote:
Higgs wrote:I am ridiculously over-stocked in this regard. We have a home office with a wifi network colour laser Brother printer in it. That replaced our old office Canon wifi network colour laser printer that is a huge bastard and currently sits, uselessly, in our spare room. I tried to give it away on our local "free or swap" facebook page, but no one wanted it. Sitting here at my office I have an old Canon black and white laser printer beside me - this cops heaps of use as I often print reports from it and as it is beside me I don't have to get my lazy arse off the chair to retrieve the document. If I do need colour printing though I look across at my bigger Brother network colour printer that is just itching to go.

When I travel to Broome to visit clients I stay at my MiL's house up there, usually Han Solo as she is only there for the winters. I have a twin to my old Canon B&W laser printer there as well as a colour laser printer taking up space in her spare room.

Fuck me do I have a lot of printers.
Can Jorge use them?
He can bloody well HAVE the big arse canon thing in my spare room! He'll just have to pay for freight to get it wherever he is. I even have 2 of the 4 toner cartridges spare that I'll send with it. Those things are worth about $125 each btw...

I don't know...
It was too expensive to ship him a pack of Slim Jims let alone an ass cannon

knee tunes · Post by **knee tunes** » Fri October 07, 2022 8:32 pm

nice dick, Pete

Red Mosquito

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