Things you have an irrational hatred of

[dad]

people, especially friends that show up to stay at your house and come empty handed..happens all the time with a few of ours...you'll spend money for a tank or 2 of gas to come here but god forbid you show up with a bottle of wine to a cheap bag of potato chips...argh

What do you give someone who has everything?

jameson or bordeaux...its hard to go wrong but they always do

can’t believe you got up before dawn to make breakfast for these people

they're good people, they just forget to do things most people do..

do they forget to flush?

i don't think they poop..he's a big whig hollywood guy..theyre usually too stressed to poop

i bet their farts are atrocious.

[Bammer]

people, especially friends that show up to stay at your house and come empty handed..happens all the time with a few of ours...you'll spend money for a tank or 2 of gas to come here but god forbid you show up with a bottle of wine to a cheap bag of potato chips...argh

What do you give someone who has everything?

jameson or bordeaux...its hard to go wrong but they always do

can’t believe you got up before dawn to make breakfast for these people

they're good people, they just forget to do things most people do..

do they forget to flush?

i don't think they poop..he's a big whig hollywood guy..theyre usually too stressed to poop

i bet their farts are atrocious.

I dunno, man. My dog poops a lot and still has bad farts.

[spike]

people, especially friends that show up to stay at your house and come empty handed..happens all the time with a few of ours...you'll spend money for a tank or 2 of gas to come here but god forbid you show up with a bottle of wine to a cheap bag of potato chips...argh

What do you give someone who has everything?

jameson or bordeaux...its hard to go wrong but they always do

can’t believe you got up before dawn to make breakfast for these people

they're good people, they just forget to do things most people do..

do they forget to flush?

i don't think they poop..he's a big whig hollywood guy..theyre usually too stressed to poop

i bet their farts are atrocious.

I dunno, man. My dog poops a lot and still has bad farts.

Wouldn’t you if all you ate was kibble?

[Chris_H_2]

people, especially friends that show up to stay at your house and come empty handed..happens all the time with a few of ours...you'll spend money for a tank or 2 of gas to come here but god forbid you show up with a bottle of wine to a cheap bag of potato chips...argh

What do you give someone who has everything?

jameson or bordeaux...its hard to go wrong but they always do

can’t believe you got up before dawn to make breakfast for these people

they're good people, they just forget to do things most people do..

do they forget to flush?

i don't think they poop..he's a big whig hollywood guy..theyre usually too stressed to poop

i bet their farts are atrocious.

I dunno, man. My dog poops a lot and still has bad farts.

Wouldn’t you if all you ate was kibble?

no bits and bits and bits?

[Chris_H_2]

people that don't let you off the elevator first before barging on themselves. there's a special place in hell for them.

[spike]

people that don't let you off the elevator first before barging on themselves. there's a special place in hell for them.

FUCK THESE PEOPLE

[epilogue]

people that don't let you off the elevator first before barging on themselves. there's a special place in hell for them.

FUCK THESE PEOPLE

This applies to subway riders as well.

[Norah]

people that don't let you off the elevator first before barging on themselves. there's a special place in hell for them.

FUCK THESE PEOPLE

This applies to subway riders as well.

pretty much any situation where people exit and enter through the same door

[epilogue]

people that don't let you off the elevator first before barging on themselves. there's a special place in hell for them.

FUCK THESE PEOPLE

This applies to subway riders as well.

pretty much any situation where people exit and enter through the same door

Unless there are double doors. It blows my mind how many people refuse to keep to their right and use the appropriate door.

Of course, in NYC, literally NO ONE wants to touch a door.

[bodysnatcher]

You ever have someone get into the same enclosure with you in a revolving door?

[Chris_H_2]

You ever have someone get into the same enclosure with you in a revolving door?

when we were actually going to our office downtown, i would always do this to my friend as a joke. he would get so uncomfortable.

[dad]

You ever have someone get into the same enclosure with you in a revolving door?

when we were actually going to our office downtown, i would always do this to my friend as a joke. he would get so uncomfortable.

did you get semi, as a joke, and bump into him?

[Ello Sailor]

[B]

The elevator thing perplexes me. Where do they think they're going? There'll be more room if they wait, and if they don't, they'll just have to move.

[Bammer]

people that don't let you off the elevator first before barging on themselves. there's a special place in hell for them.

I don’t even give my 6 year olds a pass for this. Unacceptable behavior in literally any situation.

[Jorge]

Passengers who pull down on the seat in front of them to get up. Use your core you fucking neanderthal

[Ello Sailor]

Basically fat shaming smh

[Higgs]

It's all pc this and fat shaming that until that porker fucks your car seat up.

[Jorge]

I was thinking of airplanes mostly

[epilogue]

Passengers who pull down on the seat in front of them to get up. Use your core you fucking neanderthal

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