Why is everything so goddamned beige?

[BurtReynolds]

I don't have this beige experience. Maybe it's a Texas thing.

You're in a gray zone.

[Norah]

maybe its a sun/heat thing...my little beach town in california seems to be overly butter yellow and stucco

[epilogue]

I don't have this beige experience. Maybe it's a Texas thing.

You're in a gray zone.

Buildings, maybe. But decor, clothing, etc... absolutely not.

[doug rr]

maybe its a sun/heat thing...my little beach town in california seems to be overly butter yellow and stucco

go dodgers

[BurtReynolds]

This could be us right now

[epilogue]

All blue????? You want to be all blue???? How is that better than all beige?????

[BurtReynolds]

The hotter the climate, the more colorful the buildings should be. But not in AmerikKka

[epilogue]

That top pic is way more like it.

[BurtReynolds]

All blue????? You want to be all blue???? How is that better than all beige?????

[doug rr]

after you leave that dentists office do you choose subway, asian food or little caesars?

[dad]

if i lived in burnt orangeville i'd notice beige architectural structures too.

[doug rr]

if i lived in burnt orangeville i'd notice beige architectural structures too.

go oklahoma state

[dad]

if i lived in burnt orangeville i'd notice beige architectural structures too.

go oklahoma state

not now, doug. can't you see burt is in distress?

[spike]

Texas falls squarely under the cheap architecture of the south category. Beige is the closest thing to white without being white.

[BurtReynolds]

You girls ready for your pumpkin spice lattes?

[epilogue]

Oh yeah totally bag on insta culture. That's totally original and not at all lazy.

Your low-hanging batting average is off the charts!

[spike]

You girls ready for your pumpkin spice lattes?

Which one is the most terrible person?

(Hint: It’s a trick question)

[The Argonaut]

I have two depressing beige memories, both circa 2011. One: I was very hungry and I was at a Route 99, a family casual dining regional chain. I ordered chicken and fries, and when it arrived everything was beige. Even the plate and tablecloth were beige. I was so sad. Two: I was in New York, first thing in the morning waiting for the subway to go to this job I had then. I looked down and my jacket was beige, my pants were beige, even my sneakers were a light brown. I was sad, and embarrassed.

[BurtReynolds]

if i lived in burnt orangeville i'd notice beige architectural structures too.

go oklahoma state

I'm more of a Tennessee Orange guy than a Texas Orange guy.

[bodysnatcher]

There’s absolutely no way that beige is spelled the way it is and still pronounced “beige”. Its entire existence is a fraud.