The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

lennytheweedwhacker · Fri August 05, 2022 11:35 pm

No poop today, but I think my diarrhea phase has ended.

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Sat August 06, 2022 1:40 am

I traveled for 2 weeks. Every time I travel my crap turns into liquid bc of eating out. Especially work trips like this recent one bc a lot of drinking has involved. Got back home and ate my typical meals that have a higher fiber content. Fixed myself almost instantly and am now releasing perfect cylinders

lennytheweedwhacker · Sat August 06, 2022 2:33 am

bodysnatcher wrote:I traveled for 2 weeks. Every time I travel my crap turns into liquid bc of eating out. Especially work trips like this recent one bc a lot of drinking has involved. Got back home and ate my typical meals that have a higher fiber content. Fixed myself almost instantly and am now releasing perfect cylinders

How many Krystal’s have you eaten in one session?

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Sat August 06, 2022 5:48 am

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:I traveled for 2 weeks. Every time I travel my crap turns into liquid bc of eating out. Especially work trips like this recent one bc a lot of drinking has involved. Got back home and ate my typical meals that have a higher fiber content. Fixed myself almost instantly and am now releasing perfect cylinders
How many Krystal’s have you eaten in one session?

Probably 8

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Sat August 06, 2022 5:49 am

bodysnatcher wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:I traveled for 2 weeks. Every time I travel my crap turns into liquid bc of eating out. Especially work trips like this recent one bc a lot of drinking has involved. Got back home and ate my typical meals that have a higher fiber content. Fixed myself almost instantly and am now releasing perfect cylinders
How many Krystal’s have you eaten in one session?
Probably 8

They have a shrimp poboy now

lennytheweedwhacker · Mon September 05, 2022 1:55 am

I miss pooping so much.

dad · Post by **dad** » Mon September 05, 2022 3:50 am

no poop for me today.

Post by **96583UP** » Mon September 05, 2022 10:59 am

i might poop my pants today just for the experience

Ello Sailor · Post by **Ello Sailor** » Mon September 05, 2022 1:59 pm

96583UP wrote:i might poop my pants today just for the experience

Ferrari fans be like.

Post by **96583UP** » Wed October 05, 2022 11:41 am

pooping out yesterday’s indian food now and I had higher hopes for this

more work than I expected

maybe better results in round 2

spike · Post by **spike** » Wed October 05, 2022 1:43 pm

I’ve scheduled my first colonoscopy. Not looking forward to all the shitting the most.

doug rr · Post by **doug rr** » Wed October 05, 2022 3:09 pm

spike wrote:I’ve scheduled my first colonoscopy. Not looking forward to all the shitting the most.

yeah, the night before sucks but the procedure is no problem

spike · Post by **spike** » Wed October 05, 2022 7:11 pm

doug rr wrote:
spike wrote:I’ve scheduled my first colonoscopy. Not looking forward to all the shitting the most.
yeah, the night before sucks but the procedure is no problem

My buddy’s had two (he’s high risk for colon cancer), and said his ass was raw from the shitting. So raw that he actually woke during the procedure from them probing around, and he had to be sedated further.

I’ll definitely be getting the softest TP around, and probably wet wipes, in preparation for my preparation.

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Thu October 20, 2022 3:02 pm

You know how sometimes you might take a bite of too much peanut butter, and you have difficulty swallowing it and it feels like it might get stuck in your throat? I sometimes wonder if that’s how my toilet pipes feels. I’ll do an extra flush of just water to relieve any pain they might have.

doug rr · Post by **doug rr** » Wed November 02, 2022 5:50 pm

i don't normally post here...this morning i drove to the store as i always do to get the daily newspapers and whatever else is needed..i started to drive home and it hit me that i really have to poop..its a 15 minute drive and i'm not sure i can do it..i took a left turn and went to the golf course to use their facilities..i walk in and someone is already using the toilet..i thought i might shit my pants right there..i walked out and went into the pro shop to look at things while being extremely stressed..the man left the restroom and i was able to poop with just seconds to spare...

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Wed November 02, 2022 5:53 pm

doug rr wrote:i don't normally post here...this morning i drove to the store as i always do to get the daily newspapers and whatever else is needed..i started to drive home and it hit me that i really have to poop..its a 15 minute drive and i'm not sure i can do it..i took a left turn and went to the golf course to use their facilities..i walk in and someone is already using the toilet..i thought i might shit my pants right there..i walked out and went into the pro shop to look at things while being extremely stressed..the man left the restroom and i was able to poop with just seconds to spare...

The absolutely worst feeling followed by the absolute best feeling when you make it. In that moment of relieved release, I swear I’ve seen God.

dad · Post by **dad** » Wed November 02, 2022 6:05 pm

we recently hired a house cleaner to come clean bi-weekly. today is her first day. she hadn't made it to the master bathroom, and i was trying to hold off using the bathroom to poop, but like doug, i could wait any longer. i did a courtesy flush and sprayed so hopefully the smell is gone because she's in there now.

JuanHamm · Post by **JuanHamm** » Wed November 02, 2022 6:07 pm

dad wrote:we recently hired a house cleaner to come clean bi-weekly. today is her first day. she hadn't made it to the master bathroom, and i was trying to hold off using the bathroom to poop, but like doug, i could wait any longer. i did a courtesy flush and sprayed so hopefully the smell is gone because she's in there now.

It's not. Do you only have one bathroom in your house?

tree_ · Post by **tree_** » Wed November 02, 2022 6:09 pm

Red Mosquito: A Pearl Jam message board about toilets

JuanHamm · Post by **JuanHamm** » Wed November 02, 2022 6:10 pm

tree_ wrote:Red Mosquito: A Pearl Jam message board about toilets

This board is about life

Red Mosquito

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