Talk about your day thread
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Re: Talk about your day thread
So, I came home from lunch and the mailman appears to have driven his truck into my mailbox and snapped it off the post. He left a note and feels very bad.
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Re: Talk about your day thread
Aww that was nice of him.B wrote:So, I came home from lunch and the mailman appears to have driven his truck into my mailbox and snapped it off the post. He left a note and feels very bad.
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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Re: Talk about your day thread
Was he driving a KTM Duke and having fun?B wrote:So, I came home from lunch and the mailman appears to have driven his truck into my mailbox and snapped it off the post. He left a note and feels very bad.
Let me tell you, Homer Simpson is cock of nothing!
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Re: Talk about your day thread
Time to order some fifty pound weights and then return them the next day.
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Re: Talk about your day thread
watThe Argonaut wrote:Time to order some fifty pound weights and then return them the next day.
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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Re: Talk about your day thread
To punish the mailman, I meant.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:watThe Argonaut wrote:Time to order some fifty pound weights and then return them the next day.
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Re: Talk about your day thread
I see.The Argonaut wrote:To punish the mailman, I meant.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:watThe Argonaut wrote:Time to order some fifty pound weights and then return them the next day.
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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I suppose he'll be punished enough. I opened a ticket with the post office to see if I can get this paid for.
My HOA probably wants a very specific iron scroll under the box.
My HOA probably wants a very specific iron scroll under the box.
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Re: Talk about your day thread
federal employees are practically fireproof.B wrote:I suppose he'll be punished enough. I opened a ticket with the post office to see if I can get this paid for.
My HOA probably wants a very specific iron scroll under the box.
you're going to have to kill him if you want any sort of consequences.
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now when i regular i can promote regularity
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Maybe it was a punk kid who is trying to pin the blame on the mailman. Was it signed "The Mailman"?B wrote:I suppose he'll be punished enough. I opened a ticket with the post office to see if I can get this paid for.
My HOA probably wants a very specific iron scroll under the box.
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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Re: Talk about your day thread
was your wife home and possibly he drove away in a hurry without his pants?B wrote:So, I came home from lunch and the mailman appears to have driven his truck into my mailbox and snapped it off the post. He left a note and feels very bad.
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I bet he rang twice.doug rr wrote:was your wife home and possibly he drove away in a hurry without his pants?B wrote:So, I came home from lunch and the mailman appears to have driven his truck into my mailbox and snapped it off the post. He left a note and feels very bad.
Let me tell you, Homer Simpson is cock of nothing!
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they always do.wease wrote:I bet he rang twice.doug rr wrote:was your wife home and possibly he drove away in a hurry without his pants?B wrote:So, I came home from lunch and the mailman appears to have driven his truck into my mailbox and snapped it off the post. He left a note and feels very bad.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
now when i regular i can promote regularity
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I don't care if he gets in trouble. If I was a mailman, I'd probably hit a mailbox every day.dad wrote:federal employees are practically fireproof.B wrote:I suppose he'll be punished enough. I opened a ticket with the post office to see if I can get this paid for.
My HOA probably wants a very specific iron scroll under the box.
you're going to have to kill him if you want any sort of consequences.
I just want $50 for my repairs.
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Re: Talk about your day thread
Now I hate that guy even more.wease wrote:Was he driving a KTM Duke and having fun?B wrote:So, I came home from lunch and the mailman appears to have driven his truck into my mailbox and snapped it off the post. He left a note and feels very bad.
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Re: Talk about your day thread
That’s the type of dude who sees an empty calendar and doesn’t schedule a phone call!pepperwhiteMFC wrote:On my way back from lunch today, a fella zoomed by me on a KTM Duke and all I could think of was “fuck that guy for having fun today.”
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Re: Talk about your day thread
Plot twist - the mail man is a long time RMer who sought revenge on B for the great GD fuck up of 2022.B wrote:So, I came home from lunch and the mailman appears to have driven his truck into my mailbox and snapped it off the post. He left a note and feels very bad.
Free boops today.
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I don’t think it was as much about the GD fuckup as it was about his overall personalityHiggs wrote:Plot twist - the mail man is a long time RMer who sought revenge on B for the great GD fuck up of 2022.B wrote:So, I came home from lunch and the mailman appears to have driven his truck into my mailbox and snapped it off the post. He left a note and feels very bad.
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Re: Talk about your day thread
I'm playing poker online and guy unprompted just starts talking about his Navy career. Nobody has responded, yet he keeps going.
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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Re: Talk about your day thread
He doesn’t care what anybody thinks and he shouldn’t