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You enter the stall and encounter this. Three relatively equal rolls.

Which one do you use, and why?

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Definitely not the top one
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The one that’s in the dispenser. Less likelihood of it having been dropped on the floor or handled by previous stall occupants.
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Mickey wrote:Definitely not the top one
This is the only correct answer.
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wease wrote:The one that’s in the dispenser. Less likelihood of it having been dropped on the floor or handled by previous stall occupants.
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I will taste each one and then decide
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I always leave the house with my own roll
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I just wish I could poo.
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bodysnatcher wrote:I always leave the house with my own roll
I actually carry a mobile bidet in my purse if I'm going to be out for a long time and think I might need to poop
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I just wish I could poo.
I know it's gonna happen for you someday
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Jorge wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I just wish I could poo.
I know it's gonna happen for you someday
I really appreciate that.
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Some pretty selfish answers here so far.
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i would definitely just smear the feces on my brow and exit the stall pantsless and erect
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I’d wipe my ass on that awful tile.
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spike wrote:I’d wipe my ass on that awful tile.
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I attack the roll in the dispenser, because it deserves it.
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Then you see this on the roll of toilet paper sitting there looking like this and you understand my answer.
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wease wrote:Then you see this on the roll of toilet paper sitting there looking like this and you understand my answer.
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not only is that disgusting, you know that roll is paper thin, and rough as hell.

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bodysnatcher wrote:I always leave the house with my own roll
we always travel with a roll or 2 of the blue packaged charmin..even expensive hotels and airbnb's can never get toilet paper right..cut costs somewhere else
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doug rr wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:I always leave the house with my own roll
we always travel with a roll or 2 of the blue packaged charmin..even expensive hotels and airbnb's can never get toilet paper right..cut costs somewhere else
I have a roll in my trunk just in case. And I keep one of those small travel rolls in my golf bag.
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