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So, I came home from lunch and the mailman appears to have driven his truck into my mailbox and snapped it off the post. He left a note and feels very bad.
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B wrote:So, I came home from lunch and the mailman appears to have driven his truck into my mailbox and snapped it off the post. He left a note and feels very bad.
Aww that was nice of him.
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B wrote:So, I came home from lunch and the mailman appears to have driven his truck into my mailbox and snapped it off the post. He left a note and feels very bad.
Was he driving a KTM Duke and having fun?
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Time to order some fifty pound weights and then return them the next day.
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The Argonaut wrote:Time to order some fifty pound weights and then return them the next day.
wat
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
The Argonaut wrote:Time to order some fifty pound weights and then return them the next day.
wat
To punish the mailman, I meant.
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The Argonaut wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
The Argonaut wrote:Time to order some fifty pound weights and then return them the next day.
wat
To punish the mailman, I meant.
I see.
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I suppose he'll be punished enough. I opened a ticket with the post office to see if I can get this paid for.

My HOA probably wants a very specific iron scroll under the box.
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B wrote:I suppose he'll be punished enough. I opened a ticket with the post office to see if I can get this paid for.

My HOA probably wants a very specific iron scroll under the box.
federal employees are practically fireproof.

you're going to have to kill him if you want any sort of consequences.
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B wrote:I suppose he'll be punished enough. I opened a ticket with the post office to see if I can get this paid for.

My HOA probably wants a very specific iron scroll under the box.
Maybe it was a punk kid who is trying to pin the blame on the mailman. Was it signed "The Mailman"?
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B wrote:So, I came home from lunch and the mailman appears to have driven his truck into my mailbox and snapped it off the post. He left a note and feels very bad.
was your wife home and possibly he drove away in a hurry without his pants?
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doug rr wrote:
B wrote:So, I came home from lunch and the mailman appears to have driven his truck into my mailbox and snapped it off the post. He left a note and feels very bad.
was your wife home and possibly he drove away in a hurry without his pants?
I bet he rang twice.
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wease wrote:
doug rr wrote:
B wrote:So, I came home from lunch and the mailman appears to have driven his truck into my mailbox and snapped it off the post. He left a note and feels very bad.
was your wife home and possibly he drove away in a hurry without his pants?
I bet he rang twice.
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dad wrote:
B wrote:I suppose he'll be punished enough. I opened a ticket with the post office to see if I can get this paid for.

My HOA probably wants a very specific iron scroll under the box.
federal employees are practically fireproof.

you're going to have to kill him if you want any sort of consequences.
I don't care if he gets in trouble. If I was a mailman, I'd probably hit a mailbox every day.

I just want $50 for my repairs.
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wease wrote:
B wrote:So, I came home from lunch and the mailman appears to have driven his truck into my mailbox and snapped it off the post. He left a note and feels very bad.
Was he driving a KTM Duke and having fun?
Now I hate that guy even more.
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pepperwhiteMFC wrote:On my way back from lunch today, a fella zoomed by me on a KTM Duke and all I could think of was “fuck that guy for having fun today.”
That’s the type of dude who sees an empty calendar and doesn’t schedule a phone call!
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B wrote:So, I came home from lunch and the mailman appears to have driven his truck into my mailbox and snapped it off the post. He left a note and feels very bad.
Plot twist - the mail man is a long time RMer who sought revenge on B for the great GD fuck up of 2022.
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Higgs wrote:
B wrote:So, I came home from lunch and the mailman appears to have driven his truck into my mailbox and snapped it off the post. He left a note and feels very bad.
Plot twist - the mail man is a long time RMer who sought revenge on B for the great GD fuck up of 2022.
I don’t think it was as much about the GD fuckup as it was about his overall personality
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I'm playing poker online and guy unprompted just starts talking about his Navy career. Nobody has responded, yet he keeps going.
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He doesn’t care what anybody thinks and he shouldn’t
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