Usually these are those 50+ year old half deaf men, many of them wearing a band t-shirt.spike wrote:people over 60 for surebart wrote:Who walks around with their phone off silent???
Things you have an irrational hatred of
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I want to be a warm and friendly person
But I don't know how to do it
But I don't know how to do it
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Voicemail systems that give you instructions at the end. "Leave your message after beep. When you're done, press # or just hang up."
Yeah, I fucking know how voicemail works! Why the fuck am I even calling a person!?
Yeah, I fucking know how voicemail works! Why the fuck am I even calling a person!?
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Similarly, when my voicemail tells me too much extraneous information -- "You have... ONE... NEW... message... from phone number xxx-xxx-xxxx.... received TODAY.. October... 27th... at 1:57 PM"B wrote:Voicemail systems that give you instructions at the end. "Leave your message after beep. When you're done, press # or just hang up."
Yeah, I fucking know how voicemail works! Why the fuck am I even calling a person!?
Fuck off. I know the number because it's in my missed calls log! I know when it was received! I don't care what time I missed the call! Just fucking play the goddamn message!
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Why do I have to press a button to hear the message? I called my fucking voice mail. I WANT to hear my voicemail!epilogue wrote:Similarly, when my voicemail tells me too much extraneous information -- "You have... ONE... NEW... message... from phone number xxx-xxx-xxxx.... received TODAY.. October... 27th... at 1:57 PM"B wrote:Voicemail systems that give you instructions at the end. "Leave your message after beep. When you're done, press # or just hang up."
Yeah, I fucking know how voicemail works! Why the fuck am I even calling a person!?
Fuck off. I know the number because it's in my missed calls log! I know when it was received! I don't care what time I missed the call! Just fucking play the goddamn message!
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THANK YOUB wrote:Why do I have to press a button to hear the message? I called my fucking voice mail. I WANT to hear my voicemail!epilogue wrote:Similarly, when my voicemail tells me too much extraneous information -- "You have... ONE... NEW... message... from phone number xxx-xxx-xxxx.... received TODAY.. October... 27th... at 1:57 PM"B wrote:Voicemail systems that give you instructions at the end. "Leave your message after beep. When you're done, press # or just hang up."
Yeah, I fucking know how voicemail works! Why the fuck am I even calling a person!?
Fuck off. I know the number because it's in my missed calls log! I know when it was received! I don't care what time I missed the call! Just fucking play the goddamn message!
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i irrationally hate hatred
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I irrationally love hatred.
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Packs of 2 AAA batteries. Just blatant false advertising
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How so?tree_ wrote:Packs of 2 AAA batteries. Just blatant false advertising
Let me tell you, Homer Simpson is cock of nothing!
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AAA. That’s three not two
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I guess a 6-pack of 9-volt batteries really fucks you up then, huh?tree_ wrote:AAA. That’s three not two
Let me tell you, Homer Simpson is cock of nothing!
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They just do whatever they can to rip you off
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BIG BATTERY?
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“[Recipe] Only 30 mins prep time!”
{Opens recipe}
“Also you have to spend three days making some weird spice blends and condiments that you’ll never find on the grocery shelf!”
{Opens recipe}
“Also you have to spend three days making some weird spice blends and condiments that you’ll never find on the grocery shelf!”
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The should add "shopping time" to the recipe.
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They should also consider that not everyone has the g-dam knife skills of a head sushi chef and a million separate bowls for each ingredient carefully measured to precision by a staff of interns.
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Yeah if you’re peeling and mincing ginger, the least they could do is throw another five minutes on the clock