Do You Need Glasses?
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Do You Need Glasses?
I'm getting old. It took me awhile to admit it. I think the tipping point was having to hold things further and further away from my eyes to read.
I've always had 20/20 vision. But then about a year ago, my wife bought me readers. And now, here I am: old, wearing readers on public transportation, and generally not giving a shit.
Do you wear glasses? Do you need to?
I've always had 20/20 vision. But then about a year ago, my wife bought me readers. And now, here I am: old, wearing readers on public transportation, and generally not giving a shit.
Do you wear glasses? Do you need to?
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Re: Do You Need Glasses?
i got glasses and contacts in 1984 as a high school junior...wore the contacts for baseball for years...i've worn only glasses now for the last 15 years or so..i have to take them off to read papers and magazines though..i'm blindChris_H_2 wrote:I'm getting old. It took me awhile to admit it. I think the tipping point was having to hold things further and further away from my eyes to read.
I've always had 20/20 vision. But then about a year ago, my wife bought me readers. And now, here I am: old, wearing readers on public transportation, and generally not giving a shit.
Do you wear glasses? Do you need to?
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Re: Do You Need Glasses?
i need a glass (or a cup or bottle) to drink, unless it's directly from a spigot. i also wear contacts for vision, and if not, i do wear glasses too
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Re: Do You Need Glasses?
i've been wearing glasses for over 20 years now, but mostly for distance. my lenses are half and half, so readers are built in.
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why don't you take them off when you sleep, swim or shower?dad wrote:i've been wearing glasses for over 20 years now, but mostly for distance. my lenses are half and half, so readers are built in.
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Re: Do You Need Glasses?
Readers. OTC. They told me when I had my LASIK surgery in ‘04 that I would have to have them.
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Re: Do You Need Glasses?
i can't see my peen without them.tree_ wrote:why don't you take them off when you sleep, swim or shower?dad wrote:i've been wearing glasses for over 20 years now, but mostly for distance. my lenses are half and half, so readers are built in.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
now when i regular i can promote regularity
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you should at least take them off to clean them! you should apply for guiness wworld records with that streak thoughdad wrote:i can't see my peen without them.tree_ wrote:why don't you take them off when you sleep, swim or shower?dad wrote:i've been wearing glasses for over 20 years now, but mostly for distance. my lenses are half and half, so readers are built in.
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i'm already in there for streaking.tree_ wrote:you should at least take them off to clean them! you should apply for guiness wworld records with that streak thoughdad wrote:i can't see my peen without them.tree_ wrote:why don't you take them off when you sleep, swim or shower?dad wrote:i've been wearing glasses for over 20 years now, but mostly for distance. my lenses are half and half, so readers are built in.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
now when i regular i can promote regularity
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Re: Do You Need Glasses?
very badly, but I feel like they are giving me headaches.
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Re: Do You Need Glasses?
20/20
i'm not sure i would be able to physically wear them. i never wore sunglasses b/c i dont like things that close to my eyes. i think i would just squint all the time
i'm not sure i would be able to physically wear them. i never wore sunglasses b/c i dont like things that close to my eyes. i think i would just squint all the time
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Re: Do You Need Glasses?
you've never worn sunglasses? that would drive me crazy.warehouse wrote:20/20
i'm not sure i would be able to physically wear them. i never wore sunglasses b/c i dont like things that close to my eyes. i think i would just squint all the time
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Re: Do You Need Glasses?
none of the poll options apply to me
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wendy peffercorndoug rr wrote:
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Re: Do You Need Glasses?
that was straight up sexual assaultChris_H_2 wrote:wendy peffercorndoug rr wrote:
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c'mon, it was 1962!Norris wrote:that was straight up sexual assaultChris_H_2 wrote:wendy peffercorndoug rr wrote:
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Re: Do You Need Glasses?
Yep. Had good eyesight growing up, but noticed 8 or so years ago they started to slip. I finally gave in and went for an exam in early 2019 and have an astigmatism. Been in glasses since
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Same really. I’m not blind as a bat without them necessarily. I can drive fine as long as I don’t have to read signs from afar.Norris wrote:none of the poll options apply to me
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